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WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Beliefs, Claim, Commitment, CONSERVATIVE, Cultural, feminism, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, Identity, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Politics, relationship, right wing, Server, Traditional, VALUES, Video, waifu, WaifuCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to call your own? Look no further, because on our server, you can claim your very own conservative waifu! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, the real goal here is to find your perfect pixelated partner. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding ceremony complete with virtual cake and pixelated confetti! So why wait? Join our server now and start your quest for love (or at least a good laugh)!

GF & Me Minecraft Server

4chan, ANONYMOUS, anonymous feedback, anonymous opinions, anonymous thoughts, b.., digital opinions, Feedback, Girlfriend, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussions., online feedback, online interactions, online opinions., online relationships, opinion, relationship, Server, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5444	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real drama goes down! Join us and witness the epic saga of /b/ and his girlfriend as they navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft love. Will they survive the creeper attacks? Will they build the ultimate castle together? Find out on our server, where every day is a soap opera filled with twists, turns, and explosive TNT surprises. Join now for a front-row seat to the most chaotic love story Minecraft has ever seen!

JacketOffInBedLOL

aita, Bed.., Coat, Duvet, Favorite, Girlfriend, impressed, Jacket, JacketOffInBedLOL, Legs, Moving in, opinion, reach out, reddit, relationship, REMOVE, second opinion, Shoes, stoked, Thoughts, work

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Votes:	3009
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cozy vibes and fashionable choices! Join us and experience the thrill of removing coats in bed – it’s the ultimate challenge! Our community is full of supportive players who will help you navigate the delicate art of coat removal etiquette. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our coat-loving players! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together – coat-free, of course!

Mom vs GF: The Great Escape

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Escape, Etiquette, family, generational differences, Girlfriend, Great, intervention, Manners, misunderstandings, mom, Mother, relationships, resolution, Respect, siding, Support, Tension

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s backyard? Look no further! Join our server where demanding water without saying please can lead to epic battles between players and their virtual moms. Watch out for confrontational confrontations and learn valuable life lessons about communication skills while building your dream blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family feud!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Players Killed by Monsters:	2397	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crops Grown:	9212	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Villages Defended:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Votes:	4840
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

ASMRgfDreams Minecraft Server

(Audio), ai, asmr, ASMRgfDreams, audios, CLONE, Content Creation, creativity, Girlfriend, insomnia, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, Paywall, Personalization, Relaxation, script writing, Scripts, Server, Sleep, Technology, voice acting, voice cloning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	2511	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of falling asleep to boring ASMR audios that just don’t cut it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to clone voices and create the most soothing and relaxing ASMR experiences you’ve ever heard!

Imagine drifting off to sleep to the sound of a robotic voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear, all thanks to our advanced AI technology. And the best part? You can run everything locally on your machine, so you can customize your ASMR experience to your heart’s content.

Join our server now and experience the future of ASMR like never before. Who needs boring old bedtime stories when you can have a virtual clone whispering in your ear? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to revolutionize your sleep routine.

TownDump Minecraft Server

coffee, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, Girlfriend, important, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Revision, Server, shopping, studying, taxi, Time management, TOWN, TownDump, Understanding, weekend, work exams

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Potions Brewed:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a break from the stress of exams and annoying girlfriends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape reality and build your own world.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. No annoying girlfriends to deal with here – just you and your creativity. And hey, if you need to leave suddenly to study for exams, we won’t judge! We understand the importance of education.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no distractions allowed!

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1075	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

JokeCraft: Laugh or Ban

Audience, awkward, Ban, comedy, Communication, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSING, forgiveness, humor, JOKE, JokeCraft, LAUGH, Laughter, Miscommunication., mistake, Offense, reaction, Recovery, response, sensitivity, social situation, stand up, storytelling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of telling lame jokes that make everyone cringe? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Joke Recovery Zone” where you can redeem yourself and make everyone laugh hysterically!

Join us and experience the thrill of turning a bad joke into a legendary meme that will go down in Minecraft history. Our community is full of laughter and good vibes, so you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with your humor again.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate jokester of the Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe your next joke will be so funny, it’ll break the game itself!

Disinfectant City

cancer risks, chemical exposure, city, DBPs, disinfectant, disinfectant use, disinfection by-products, drinking water, environmental health, Hangzhou, health risks, public health, trichloromethane, water contamination, water disinfection, water management, water pollution, water quality, water safety, water treatment, waterborne diseases

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5576
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in your blocky world! We got more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show, I’m tellin’ ya!

So get this, our water ain’t just any ol’ water, nah nah nah. We got that fancy schmancy disinfection by-products in there, straight from Hangzhou! It’s like drinkin’ a potion of epicness every time you take a sip. And get this, the trichloromethane levels are off the charts, peaking at 18 µg/L in 2021. That’s some next level stuff right there!

But don’t you worry your little blocky head, cuz the cancer risks are low, like super duper low. We’re talkin’ 10⁻⁶ to 10⁻⁴ low. But hey, who needs cancer risks when you got a Minecraft server this lit, am I right?

So come on down and join us, cuz we’re all about that safer methods life. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fightin’ for justice and blocky goodness. So what are you waitin’ for? Get your pickaxe ready and let’s do this thang!

What is the IP for Linus Tech Tips Minecraft Server?

240hz, 27-inch:, 4K, asus, asus rog, Computer, Gaming, linus, LTT, Minecraft, monitor, OLED, PC, pc building, PPI, QD-OLED, RGB, Rog, Server, Tech, Tips

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	124	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Linus Tech Tips is a popular YouTube channel and website created by Linus Sebastian. The channel features tech reviews, unboxings, and tutorials on a wide range of topics including computer hardware, gaming gear, and consumer electronics. With over 12 million subscribers, Linus Tech Tips has become one of the most influential voices in the tech community, known for its in-depth analysis and entertaining presentation style.

SpectralForge Have a nice game Minecraft server

administration, beautiful buildings, Buildings, Cheating, complaint, Details, Events, Features, Griefing, Join Server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Plugins, responsive administration, Server, SpectralForge, Starter Kit, Survival, toxic behavior, Vanilla crafts, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Votes:	2397	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

SpectralForge is a survival server where you can play with other people, see beautiful buildings, take part in various events, try new plugins and explore interesting mechanics. The administration is always ready to help players with their projects privately or within reasonable limits. Cheating, griefing and toxic behavior are prohibited, and in case of violations you can file a complaint.

There is a lot of activity on the server! We changed vanilla crafts and added a lot of interesting features and details)

In addition, the server has a responsive administration that is always ready to help players with any questions or problems that may arise during the game.

Overall, if you’re looking for a place to play vanilla survival with other people, see beautiful buildings, participate in events and try out new plugins, then SpectralForge is the place to be. Join the server and play with us!

spectralforge.joinserver.ru

Inter imperiis

aboveground, Biomes, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Dimensions, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Events, Exploration, Farming, imperiis, inter, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Quests, Redstone, smp, Survival, Trading, Underground

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	74

Minecraft Server Name:	Inter Imperiis
Server Type:	Light RP/Geo-pol
Setting:	Early 1900s
Mod Features:	Create Mod, Valkyrien Skies, Clockwork
Nation Options:	Create or join existing nations
Competition:	Invitational competition
Discord:	https://discord.gg/9pVVThA9wQ

FAQ

1. What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is based in the early 1900s, with a focus on light roleplay and geo-political interactions.

2. What mods are featured on the server?

The server features the Create Mod along with Add-ons such as Create Big Cannons, Point Blank Compatibility, Valkyrien Skies, and Clockwork for additional gameplay mechanics.

3. Can players create their own nations?

Yes, players have the option to create their own nation or join existing ones to lead them to glory.

4. Who owns the server?

The server is not owned by the person providing this information. It is important to note this disclaimer to avoid any confusion.

5. Is there an invitational competition happening on the server?

Yes, there is an invitational competition on the server. Players can participate in the competition by mentioning the 77th warrior as the one who referred them.

6. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join the server’s Discord community by following this link: https://discord.gg/9pVVThA9wQ

Lonely Hearts Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, alone, alone on Valentine’s Day, celebrating alone, dateless, February 14th, Haven, heartbroken, Hearts, lonely, love life, loveless, loveless on Valentine’s Day, Relationship Status, Romantic, self love, self-care, single, single and ready to mingle, Solo, unattached, Valentine’s Day blues, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8684	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, listen up losers! Are you gonna be a lonely loser on Valentine’s Day again this year? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save your sorry butt! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, because you’ll have a whole virtual world of blocky friends to hang out with. And who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s make this Valentine’s Day the best one yet!

BabyBezosCraft

Appearance, baby, BabyBezosCraft, bald, billionaire, comparison, controversy, cute, elon musk, humor, jeff bezos, joking, Neighbour, new parent, Offense, parenting, Rude, Sensitive, serious, Social Interaction, world domination

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby but as powerful as Jeff Bezos? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even babies are jealous.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, just like Jeff Bezos (but hopefully without the world domination part). Our server is so epic, even Elon Musk would be jealous.

So come on, join us and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to becoming a billionaire in the Minecraft world. Just don’t compare any babies to billionaires while you’re here, okay?

FlirtyPixels Minecraft SMP

FlirtyPixels, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Star Shards Collected:	251
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, he’s a total party animal.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.

CreeperCraze: AgingAnxiety

aging, AgingAnxiety, CreeperCraze, existential crisis, fear, fear of death, financial insecurity, health decline, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loss of identity, loss of loved ones, medical expenses, Memory Loss, mental decline, mobility issues, mortality, physical decline, Retirement, societal expectations, wrinkles

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you afraid of turning into a wrinkly raisin with creaky bones and a constant need for naps? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, aging is a thing of the past! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting old again. Our magical pixel world will keep you forever young and spry, with endless adventures and fun to keep you feeling like a kid forever. So come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible!

Redstone Revolution

business news, corporate restructuring, economic impact, energy giant, ENERGY MARKET, Energy Sector, geopolitical tensions, HQ staff, international relations, job cuts, job losses, Layoffs, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, War, Western customers, workforce reduction

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

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