We got pigs with hourglass figures, cows with voluptuous udders, and creepers with some serious junk in the trunk. It’s a curvy paradise, baby!
And hey, if you’re into curvy pixels, then this is the place for you. Our server is all about celebrating those nice feminine features, just like my girlfriend’s body (shoutout to her, she’s a real blocky babe).
So come on down to our server and get your curvy on! It’s gonna be a thicc good time, I promise you that. Join now and let’s get blocky with it!
If you’re looking for drama, we’ve got that too! Just like the time two players got into a heated argument over who had the best pet wolf, and ended up challenging each other to a PvP battle to settle the score.
But don’t worry, we’re all about fun and games here. Join us for endless laughs, epic battles, and a community like no other. Plus, where else can you find a server where players ride around on flying pigs and build castles out of rainbow blocks? So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!
Imagine the thrill of exploring new territories and building epic structures while feeling the excitement of trying something new and adventurous.
Plus, we take requests, so if you’re into some kinky stuff, we got you covered. It’s like a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of getting pegged in Minecraft!
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who stumbled upon our server. They were just minding their own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena! It was wild, I tell ya!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking cows who give out free enchanted weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a flying pig with a top hat and monocle who will grant you three wishes!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. Plus, you might just meet a friendly creeper who loves to give hugs! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Imagine a world where you can mine and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to leave the comfort of your own home. No more fighting with your girlfriend over attending events you have no interest in – on our server, you can both enjoy endless adventures together.
So why waste your time at boring parties when you can join our server and unleash your inner introvert? Say goodbye to social obligations and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join now and never look back!
Join us for a wild ride where you can experience the thrill of dealing with ticket drama just like in the real world. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be negotiating ticket sales and dealing with exes who still want to go to concerts together.
Who needs mobs and creepers when you can have roommates and their exes causing chaos? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and ticket sales like you’ve never experienced before!
I’m talkin’ about a place where you can build a freakin’ castle made out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.
And don’t even get me started on the community, man. It’s like a bunch of deranged unicorns having a dance party with a pack of wild wolves.
So, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity in the best way possible, then come join us. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked like a fish on a rainbow-colored fishing rod.
Join us and create a pixelated masterpiece that resembles your favorite lumpy chair from the 90s sitcoms. Build a virtual living room around it and defend it from anyone who dares to call it an eyesore. Show off your unique taste in furniture and prove to the world that The Abomination is actually a work of art.
And if anyone tries to list your virtual chair on Facebook Marketplace, you can unleash your Minecraft skills and build a fortress around it to protect it at all costs. Who knew a recliner could cause so much drama in the virtual world?
So come join our server and let your creativity run wild as you defend The Abomination from all who dare to challenge its aesthetic value. It’s time to show the world that ugly furniture deserves love too!
Our server is perfect for those looking to kick back, relax, and build their dream world without the temptation of alcohol. Just like how our players build epic castles, you can build a sober life with us.
But beware, one sip of that virtual Minecraft beer and you might trigger a virtual relapse! Our players take their sobriety so seriously, they’ll mine you into oblivion if they catch you with a pixelated pint.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon! #BlockSoberNotDrunk #MinecraftSobrietyGoals
Join MineVara – The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience!
Looking for a fun Minecraft server with lots of friends and adventures? MineVara is the place to be!
No tricks. No lag. No pay-to-win. Just awesome Minecraft fun!
Hunt down other players and earn rewards! Not into PvP? Just turn it off!
Join MineVara now and start playing today!
play.minevara.click
| IP | mc.aus.gg |
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| Server Location | Sydney, Australia |
| Discord invite link | Discord Link |
| Apply here | Application Link |
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and welcoming environment for all players.
The gameplay features mostly vanilla mechanics with added quality of life features like teleports, player trading, and anti-griefing measures.
The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, offering low latency for players in the region.
Join the AussieSMP server for a great Minecraft experience with friends or solo play!
| OdysseyCraft – Minecraft Server Overview | |
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| Server Type: | Minecraft Java PvE 1.21.4 MC SMP (Whitelisted server) |
| Server Features: | Vanilla+ Server with some Quality of Life additions |
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| Discord: | Join our Discord |
| Key Features | • Pure vanilla experience with unique twists• Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends• Proximity chat gameplay• CoreProtect to prevent griefing• Unique events and competitions• Lag-free gameplay with 20 TPS 24/7 |
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| Rules & Expectations | • Must be at least 17 years old• Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod• Be civil and have common sense• Must have Discord account to join• Show respect to others at all times |
| Additional Info | • All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect• Exclusive items through weekly events• Mobs & Players drop heads upon death• Friendly server welcoming builders• Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 |
Apply for Quirm SMP Season 2 via Discord
| Key Features | Relaxed and welcoming community |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Building, redstone tinkering, featured plugins |
| Community Aspects | Geared towards players 18+, chill and social experience |
Join our laid-back Minecraft community and experience the fun together!
GalaxyNetwork
GalaxyNetwork is a cool server with lots of stuff to do. They have Survival, BedWars, Creative, KitPvP, events, and more! Join their Discord for help or just to chat.
Join now and have fun!
play.lncvrt.xyz
Welcome to G.R.O.W. Minecraft Prison Server!
G.R.O.W. is a cool Minecraft server made by Scarldoc. It has special stuff other servers don’t.
Join G.R.O.W. today and have a blast!
growmine.online
Blockadia
Blockadia | Season 2: RIFTED Earth SMP
Two worlds. One choice. Utopia or Dystopia?
Grindy Economy: Sell only natural stuff. Rare = good. Tycoon Mining: Automate, upgrade, crush. Custom Enchants: Make rare gems strong. PvP With Perks: More risk, more win in Dystopia. Leaderboards: See survival time, enchants, gems, and more. Rift System: Get tickets, join Dystopia, climb up. NPCs & Menus: Clean animated screens and cool design. Trailer: youtube.com/@playblockadia Java & Bedrock Ready
Launched Feb 29, 2025
IP: play.blockadia.gg | Discord: discord.blockadia.gg
play.blockadia.gg
Glacier SMP 2.0
Welcome to Glacier! Here are some features of the server:
Server Info:
gcsmp.my.pebble.host
BowlingMC
Welcome to BowlingMC! We’re all about creating a cool community for Minecraft lovers. Whether you’ve been playing forever or just started, we want you to join our gang of builders, explorers, redstoners, and pvpers.
Our server runs on a player-run economy with shops and tons of events like beating the enderdragon or playing bowling games. Everyone is welcome to bring their skills to the table!
Our ultimate goal is to build towns and cities together, both on a small and large scale. So why wait? Come hang out at BowlingMC!
P.S. This message was written by a real person, not a robot. We care about our server.
P.P.S. NO PAY TO WIN
Play.BowlingMC.Net