Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over a small wooden bowl. Will you stand your ground like our brave player, or will you cave under the pressure of your friend’s demanding girlfriend?
But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground earring storage facility, or uncover the truth behind the mysterious origins of the wooden bowl.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, drama is served hot, and the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a handmade gift from your childhood. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and see what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!
Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).
Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!
So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).
Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.
Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.
So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!
Reasons to join our server: – Witness epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore – Explore hidden dungeons filled with loot and secrets, just like the hidden tension between Fiona and Celia – Build your own castle and defend it against rival players who are just as stubborn as Fiona and Celia
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and excitement of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a feud as intense as Fiona and Celia’s! Join now and let the drama unfold!
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
Witness the epic saga of a young makeup artist who decided to have a baby without a stable income. Will her boyfriend’s 50k a year salary be enough to support them? Or will you have to pitch in to help buy formula and baby clothes for her virtual niece?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about financial responsibility and family dynamics. Will you be the hero who lends a helping hand, or the villain who stands their ground and says enough is enough?
Join our server now and dive into the chaotic world of virtual family drama! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of excitement?
Become the head of the household at the ripe old age of 10, just like our server owner did! Deal with a cold and distant mother figure who wishes you were never born – it’s just like playing on hard mode in Minecraft.
Experience the thrill of trying to win custody of your siblings, only to be denied because your mom’s household is financially stable. It’s like a custody battle mini-game within the game!
And if that’s not enough, we have grocery store encounters with estranged family members and petty arguments that will make you feel right at home. Join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly! Imagine the possibilities of exploring a world where the laws of Minecraft are completely twisted!
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be embarking on epic quests, battling mythical creatures, and uncovering ancient artifacts on our server? Join us now and let the adventure begin!
Are you ready to destroy some crops?
There’s hundreds of items, custom gear, tools and all kinds of wacky stuff! Did i mention you can farm! Are you ready? Also there’s farming.. but you’re not ready for that yet, i mean “Also there’s fishing..” my bad I just said the same thing twice lol. Anyways hello and welcome, are you ready?
play.cobblestone.gg
kash.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Server Type | Mostly Vanilla with quality-of-life mods and data-packs |
|---|---|
| Server Version | Java 1.21 |
We can’t wait to see you there! Happy Crafting!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server mostly vanilla? | Yes, the server has a mostly vanilla feel with some quality-of-life mods. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by reaching out for an invitation to our Discord server, having a friendly chat, and getting whitelisted. |
| What version of Java is the server running on? | The server is running on Java 1.21. |
