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  • Crafting Feelings: Birthday Saga

    Crafting Feelings: Birthday Saga

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    The Birthday Paradox: A Minecraft Server Like No Other

    Welcome to The Birthday Paradox, where cheerful chaos meets existential dread! Here, every diamond is shrouded in dark humor, and every creeper explosion sends shockwaves through the metaphysical fabric of your pixelated existence. Beware the murky depths of interpersonal turmoil–our world thrives on awkward moments and unsaid words!

    A Glimpse into the Abyss

    Step into a realm where birthday celebrations can abruptly transform into festivals of existential dread. Ever wondered what would happen if your significant other hated cake but loved creeping out the family? Here, sadness and silence become the ultimate biomes, as we journey through a twisted landscape shaped by unspoken tension!

    Features: An Unholy Covenant

    • Windy Chaos Realism: Experience the raw bitterness of waiting outside in a storm while your friends question their life choices. Wind gusts can throw off your aim—think of them as emotional hurdles.
    • Bad Mood Mechanics: If you’re not careful, you might trigger the "Silent Treatment" mode, where players can only communicate via randomly generated emoticons. Enjoy pixelated pouting!
    • The Grumpy NPCs: Encounter non-playable characters that resemble concerned family members—they might dialogue about how “unhealthy” your relationships are at random intervals. Spoiler: they’re off the mark!
    • Dinner Disagreements: Break bread with NPCs who can’t agree on what to order, reflecting real-world indecisiveness! Will you rashly order gluten-free baked goods and face the wrath of the pixelated gods?
    • Brunch of Despair: Attempt a cooperative brunch where players must scour the land for “healing” items to ease morose moods—only to find the food tastes like regret.

    Quotes from the Void

    “I came for the blocks, stayed for the emotional wreckage.” — Anonymous Blockland Player

    “This is a birthday party turned horror story. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.” — Another Anonymous Soul

    In-Game Myths & Legends

    • The Curse of Communication: There are whispers that speaking your true feelings in-game can summon a "Creepy Clown,” forever trapping you in a loop of bemusement and awkward exchanges. Tread lightly!

    • The Order of the Unspeakable: Join ancient forces—the Order of players who function in eternal ambiguity! Membership requires profound miscommunication and the ability to avoid all serious conversations.

    Frequently Unasked Questions

    • Q: Is this server therapeutic? A: Maybe. It could either heal or shatter your psyche—rollercoaster fits the vibe.

    • Q: Will my family be okay with my Minecraft addiction? A: Not if they can hear you screaming in frustration while trapped in a vortex of emotions.

    The Membership Trap

    Join us, if you dare! Participating in The Birthday Paradox is not just logging in—it’s a plunge into the chaotic depths of human experience, where every login feels a tad too much like facing your own unresolved issues.

    This server may or may not have been banned in several countries, but what are a few pixels against unfathomable dread? Embrace the madness; for every complex relationship, there exists a block to build upon, or to throw at someone’s head with reckless abandon.

    Come! Be part of the celebration or the chaotic fallout! Just remember, birthdays are only as good as you make them—or as good as the mistakes you make along the way. Are you ready to create your surreal saga? Welcome to the paradox—don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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  • “Problem-Solving Noobs Unite”

    “Problem-Solving Noobs Unite”

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    Welcome to the Forked Reality of BootleCraft: A Cosmic Conundrum!

    Step cautiously, brave Minecrafters! A chilling yarn awaits you on this server, where the gnarled roots of reality intertwine with the absurd foliage of your hunger-induced nightmares.

    Your Expedition Begins… 🍔

    Tonight, we plunge into the chaotic realm of emotional dependencies and culinary refusals. Here lies a server founded by the existential dread of a boy and the unyielding hunger of a girl—both trapped in a pixelated purgatory of their own making 🥴. Is it love? Or is it a cornucopia of culinary catastrophes?

    This is no ordinary Minecraft server; this is a chaos dimension where relationships are forged in hellish debates over chicken nuggets and pizza slices. Why venture out for a meal when despair and confusion reign supreme?

    Features & Mechanics

    FeatureDescription
    Emotionally Charged Food QuestsDo you dare embark on quests to gather ingredients while balancing emotional needs? Beware: your companion may get HANGRY! 🍕
    The Rejector’s RealmEncounter NPCs who decline every offer, making your ousting seem like a bad breakup in a grocery store. Can you win them back? 🤖
    Depression DungeonsSilos filled with unfulfilled cravings and empty fridges—dive deep to uncover treasures of broken dreams! 🕳️
    Cold Relationship Ice FlowsNavigate the frozen tundras of awkward silences and emotional disconnects while trying to stave off hunger pangs. 🧊

    The Unforgiving FAQ

    Q: Why do I feel like I’m losing my mind playing here? A: That’s just your hunger speaking. Or your girlfriend. Or both. Reality is fluid, and maybe you should have packed extra snacks.

    Q: How do I make friends on this server? A: By rejecting their offers of food and forcing them to experience existential dread alongside you! Kidding—try just asking them to go for a walk… oh wait, do they have snacks?


    Conspiracies & Cursed Legends

    Whispers echo among the players:

    • The Hunger Curse: Legend holds that once you enter BootleCraft, you cannot leave until you’ve sent at least one delivery to a companion who refuses your help.
    • The Forbidden McDonald’s: A rumored dimension full of unfulfilled McFlurries awaits the brave who dare venture into the food void.

    Player Testimonials: Bursts of Confusion & Despair

    “I thought I was here to build. Turns out, I’m just a pawn in a game of emotional chess. My queen refuses to make a single move.” — AnonymousBlockhead82

    “Every time I feel hungry, I build a castle. Yet every castle crumbles when no one is there to share a meal.” — WoodenPickaxePhilosopher


    Controversies Brewing in the Shadow Realm

    • Banned in 12 Countries: Authorities deemed the server a breeding ground for cosmic chaos, but they won’t tell you why! 🚫
    • Noodle-Napping Algorithms: Mysterious bots prowling the server to snatch up your precious ramen! Can you stay one step ahead?

    Secret Features Revealed!

    Beware! The server isn’t what it seems. Actually, it is what it seems—and that’s precisely the twist. Every block you place could simultaneously be a step toward salvation or an invitation to your doom!

    • Alchemical Recipes for Regret: Mix and match your emotional turmoil to create potions that taste of despair, wildly popular among the villagers!
    • The shifting Marketplace of Choices: Buy or trade with NPCs who don’t want what you’re offering. That might just be part of the fun!

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Summon the courage to join our pixelated pilgrimage! Engage in discordant debates over every choice in life, all while battling insatiable cravings for Taco Bell that may never materialize. Madness awaits!

    Grab your pickaxe, your hunger, and whatever paradoxes you can muster, and step into BootleCraft—where the absurd collides with the ravenous, and only the hungriest will thrive! 🏰✨

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  • What Would You Do To My GF Minecraft SMP

    What Would You Do To My GF Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only way to enter is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…socks?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you. And who knows, you might even find yourself asking “wwyd to my gf” in the midst of all the insanity!

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  • The World of Maria

    The World of Maria

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    The World of Maria is a medieval and fantasy server created on April 5th, 2012. Maria is a Medieval and Fantasy server that includes many plugins to help the experience as well as great builds! Our main RP additions include Magic, Kingdoms and titles, custom mounts, alcoholic beverages (and the ability to brew them) quests, npc’s, custom bosses and monsters, and more. Our website is WorldOfMaria.com where our forums, application areas, and PSA’s are! Feel free to join, adventure through our server dungeons, settle in with our towns, or fight using our custom weapons!

    play.worldofmaria.com

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  • Chromatic Anarchy

    Chromatic Anarchy

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    Chromatic Anarchy is a full anarchy minecraft server founded on 3/31/2023. It is a no reset, full vanilla world with very few modifications to the vanilla experience. Hacks/xray are allowed, exploiting is allowed, and only large-scale item dupes will be patched/abusers will be wiped (not banned). Everything else is on the table, including swearing, griefing, etc. are all allowed. Our ONLY TEMP-BANNABLE OFFENSE is lag machine creation.

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  • Noobcraft Community

    Noobcraft Community

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    Welcome to NoobCraft!

    NoobCraft is a community with players of all ages and backgrounds, designed to be a fun and safe environment for everyone. We provide a free minecraft server with the latest software, hardware, and adapt to the needs of an ever changing gaming experience.

    We have gathered a staff of responsible, mature, and experienced gamers that are willing to help all users at any time and for any reason. Each suggestion by a user is passed up the ranks, and we take every request under consideration.

    This is your community, and it should meet and exceed what you want to see in a Minecraft community. In order to build on the server, you will need to be promoted to Builder. This is an easy process, and typically only takes a couple minutes. Just go to our Website and read our rules: (http://www.noobcraft.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8&Itemid=39).

    Then connect to the server using our IP: mcnoobs.info

    Read our rules at (http://noobcraft.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8&Itemid=10)

    See our live map at (http://mcnoobs.info:8123/) Looking forward to see you there!

    mcnoobs.info

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  • HoaxMC

    HoaxMC

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    HoaxMC is a Minecraft skyblock server featuring: pets, adventures, mobcoins, farmers quotas, robots, mcmmo, power items and more!

    play.hoaxmc.com

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  • Merchant Villages

    Merchant Villages

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    Friendly Players, Small Community, Mature Staff, Non-Pvp, No Griefing

    Have you had enough of childish drama, disrespectful players and rude staff ruining your Minecraft Experience? If so your long search for a fun Minecraft server is over.

    Welcome to Merchant Villages! 🙂

    What makes us different?

    We strive to be the server you’ve been looking for with a fun, friendly and mature environment.MV is well established having been online since January of 2013.We have a strong economy originally based off the NPC trades created by Mojang with EssentialsEco, Chestshop, Shopkeepers, Auctions and other plugins to make trading with other players easy and fun!

    What else do we have to offer?

    – No plot limits. Your region will expand as you build. – Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged – Four home sets and more as you rank– Combat cooldown removed– Random tp; No starting in overpopulated areas– Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off – Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more – Creative plot world– Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!

    So come join the Merchant Villages family for the most fun-filled Minecraft experience available!

    mc.merchantvillages.com

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  • vbworld.doubleugly.org

    vbworld.doubleugly.org

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    vbworld.doubleugly.org is a [​24/7] Survival/PvE/RP minecraft server with a vanilla flavor to it.

    Kid and family-friendly environment with grief prevention and protection.

    Rules:– Keep vBWorld family-friendly– Don’t be rude to others– Don’t touch what isn’t yours– No swearing– No hacking

    Overall, use common sense and be respectful of others.

    vbworld.doubleugly.org

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  • Reality³ – [1.20.1] Creative/Survival | McMMO & Jobs

    Reality³ – [1.20.1] Creative/Survival | McMMO & Jobs

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    Reality³ - [1.20.1] Creative/Survival | McMMO & Jobs Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Reality³ Creative/Survival Server!

    We’re playing 1.20.1
    Play for 12 hours at Settler Rank (Starting rank) and once you are promoted to Citizen you will have access to creative!

    This Paper Survival server has been open since 2014. We are a community-based server with a variety of ranks and constant updates in-game. We also allow bedrock players to join!

    IMPORTANT INFO:

    Server IP: Reality3MC.mcserv.funBedrock IP Adress: Reality3MC.mcserv.fun:25565

    Our Homepage: EnjinOur Facebook: FacebookOur Instagram: InstagramDiscord server: Discord

    Our server has an active discord with game chat directly in discord. Join the discord: Here

    Plugins You Can Enjoy!

      ⬥ Creative/Survival Gamemodes  ⬥ McMMO  ⬥ Jobs  ⬥ UltimateCatcher  ⬥ Chairs  ⬥ SimpleblackJack  ⬥ MarriageMaster  ⬥ Time Vote & Weather Vote  ⬥ Emotes  ⬥ Vehicles  ⬥ Brewery  ⬥ Casino⬥ GriefDefender  ⬥ Lockette Pro  ⬥ Areashop

    *Plugins get added and updated all the time, there are a lot more than what’s on this list!

    FAQ

    What if I want to make an automatic farm and go AFK?• Go for it!

    Do you want to play on your own and not feel obligated to talk to anyone?• No problem! We respect your rights as a human to privacy.

    Did you find an abandoned place and want to make it yours?• We have protection in place to claim your land so if its unclaimed, then its free for anyone.

    Are you new to Minecraft but are too scared to ask for basic game help?• Don’t worry. We all have been there. It is an honour for us to be part of you gaining your skills.

    Do I have to donate to the server? (NO! We pay for ourselves, everything can be obtained for free, Donations only are to thank the owners)

    We do accept donations, but if you can’t afford it or don’t want to, there is a way to get everything you need by playing (all ranks are timed except for Elite VIP.) Loyal players that reach Elder get the same permissions. Voting for the server is a fantastic way to help our server grow even more. one of the owners has a well-paying job and is happy to keep the server running (since 2014) without donations.

    The owners do have full-time jobs but are masters at working both the server and real-life work at the same time. We take your suggestions with priority, and we work FOR the guests in the game as well as working hard to manage/fix and resolve anything that comes up in an impressively short time. Our discord server is the gateway to contacting the owners and our door is always open for anyone!

    We look forward to seeing you come play!This server has multiple worlds including a flatland. It’s simple to claim land and just as easy to get in game money to buy land to keep your builds safe. Oh, by the way… no map resets!

    reality3mc.mcserv.fun

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  • Pylon’s of Vel-Tera

    Pylon’s of Vel-Tera

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    Welcome to Pylon’s of Vel-tera, a thrilling sci-fi server where roleplay meets survival building amidst an immersive storyline! Step into a futuristic world filled with intrigue, danger, and endless opportunities for adventure.

    Embark on epic quests, forge alliances, and uncover the secrets of the alien planet Vel-tera as you navigate through its sprawling landscapes. Encounter custom mobs that will test your skills and courage, and utilize unique plugins to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a novice survivor, there’s always something new to discover in the ever-evolving universe of Vel-tera. Join us on Discord to begin your journey and unlock the mysteries of this captivating world. Whitelist applications are waiting for eager adventurers like you!

    Resource pack and whitelisting can be found on Discord:https://discord.gg/pQG9XNWSQ6

    Dynmap:51.161.213.32:8001/

    51.161.213.32:25583

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  • ObsessionCraft

    ObsessionCraft

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    24/7 dedicated server. Brand new. No whitelist

    We are survival server with sign shops and residences. We also have project zone to build bigger building and redstone project.

    Why would you be interested of Obsessioncraft?

    If you are interested to build advanced buildings and/or redstone circuits, you will find friends here with similar goals.

    Have any opinions on political stuff and talk about it while having fun. Yes we are bit old geezers who are interested of whats going on in the world we are, but we arent having any age limitations.

    Want to be part of newly forming community which hopefully will be very friendly

    Here is a sample you might see on our server after we get it running properly. http://youtu.be/N2ZWpKQEo0o

    obsessioncraft.net

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  • Kastelcraft

    Kastelcraft

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    Server 1.8.X – 1.14 – Factions 1.8.X – SkyWars 1.8.X – SkyBlock 1.8.X – Survival 1.14 Server 1.8.X – 1.14 – Factions 1.8.X – SkyWars 1.8.X – SkyBlock 1.8.X – Survival 1.14

    mc.kastelcraft.net

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