girlfriend jokes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CatRapCancerGrief

annoying cat, bath mat, Cancer, cat dying, CatRapCancerGrief, chatgpt, dumb raps, girlfriend jokes, good mood ruined, hurt feelings, litter box, long-distance relationship, personal events, Rap, sleeping arrangements, snapping at girlfriend, specific circumstances, throwaway, vet visit, wacky girlfriend

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPeeve Minecraft Server

anger, Backlash, criticism, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, fan reactions, Frustrations, HHH, lashley, Management, Minecraft, Mistreated, mistreatment, Overlooked, PixelPeeve, professional wrestling, Server, Superstar, Treatment, Underappreciated, UNFAIR, Unhappy, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of being treated like a jobber on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be treated like the main event superstar you truly are! We don’t have any Triple Hs running the show here, just pure fun and excitement!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers with a diamond sword while riding a pig wearing a top hat. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and declaring yourself the ruler of the land? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on over and leave behind the drama of other servers. Here, you’ll be treated like the Minecraft legend you were always meant to be. Join now and let the craziness begin!

SeatbeltCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward situation, body positivity, car ride, Communication, compassion, concern for safety, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, friendship, Minecraft, overweight friend, overweight issues, road safety, Safety, seatbelt, seatbelt safety, SeatbeltCraft, Server, supportive friend, uncomfortable situation, Understanding, weight stigma

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where safety comes first! Join us for a wild ride as we buckle up for adventure and make sure everyone is securely fastened in their virtual seats.

Embarrassed about your weight? No worries, we’ve got seatbelts that can handle even the heaviest of players. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure everyone stays safe while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for a night of fun and laughter as we navigate through awkward situations like trying to buckle up a 400 lb friend in a tiny car. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us today and experience the thrill of making sure everyone is safely buckled in for a ride they’ll never forget. Remember, safety first, laughs second!

NoDadNoDaughterHome

baby registry, blended family, boundary setting, communication breakdown, emotional strain, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, father daughter relationship, financial stress, Generational conflict, hospital visit, Manipulation, NoDadNoDaughterHome, parenting struggles, pregnancy announcement, relationship problems, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Our server is a safe haven from toxic family members like A, who only come around when they want something. Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone trying to guilt you into giving away your precious cats.

Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not to share your enchanted golden apples with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a daughter-in-law who can’t decide if she wants you in her life or not.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll be laboring over is building the perfect redstone contraption, not dealing with family members who only show up when they need something. See you in the game!

ViralCraft: Infecting Your Blocks

blocks, computer programming, computer virus, computer virus creation, computer virus development, computer virus names, cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital security, HACKING, INFECTING, internet threats, malicious software, malware, online security, Technology, ViralCraft, virus design, virus naming

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a computer virus on steroids! Join us and unleash your inner hacker as you navigate through our virtual world filled with secret codes, hidden treasures, and explosive surprises.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create your own virtual virus and infect other players’ computers (just kidding…or are we?). Name your virus something epic like “The Glitterbomb” or “The Fartinator” and watch chaos ensue as unsuspecting players fall victim to your digital wrath.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Virus Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like “Hackathon” and “Code Breaker” to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CzechCraft Minecraft Server

Accelerate, ammunition, ARMS, Conflict, Crisis, Czech, CzechCraft, Defense, deliveries, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, Minecraft, Minister, nato, SECURITY, Server, supplies, Support, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we deliver ammunition to ukraine faster than a speeding bullet!! our czech minister is on a mission to make sure every player has enough firepower to take on any creeper or skeleton that comes their way. with our insane delivery speed, you’ll never run out of arrows or TNT again! join now and be part of the most explosive server in the minecraft universe!

YakutiaCraft – FSB Helicopter Down

accident, aircraft, Aviation, CASUALTIES, crash, emergency response, fsb, FSB officers, Helicopter, investigation, law enforcement, Military, remote location, rescue operation, russia, russian news, Siberia, Tragedy, tragic event, WRECKAGE, Yakutia, YakutiaCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	767
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchantments Applied:	149
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have helicopters crashing left and right, just like in russia’s yakutia! the FSB officers are always causing chaos and you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even pilot your own helicopter (crashing optional)!

CraftyRacistDates

acceptance, bad kind, compatibility, controversial, CraftyRacistDates, DATING, Discriminatory, Diversity, exclusive, judgment, love, Mixerdates, online dating, prejudice, Race, racist, relationships, social experiment, societal norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server called mixerdates? it’s like dating for racist people, but not the bad kind. we got pigs dat can talk, chickens dat can fly, and creepers dat tell da best jokes. u wanna build a house made of diamonds? we gotchu covered. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back. come join da funniest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it.

SlimCraft: BrainyBlocks & HappyPixels

acquiring energy, brain function, brain signaling, BrainyBlocks, Decision making, energy balance, energy reserves, energy resources, Glucose, glucose levels, HappyPixels, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mood enhancement, mood improvement, obese individuals, obesity, obesity risks, risky decisions, SlimCraft, weight loss, weight loss benefits, weight management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

join our server and lose weight by mining diamonds! the more you mine, the more weight you lose! we have magical glucose blocks that tell your brain when you need more energy, so you’ll never run out of stamina while fighting off creepers and zombies. plus, the more you play, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a workout for your brain and your body. so come join us and get fit while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world!

OreSmash

1.19.4, Cross-Play, FACTORY, Gens, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mini Games, OreSmash, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Tycoon server, tycoons

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2804

OreSmash is one of the most interesting Minecraft servers out there! It’s a fun Tycoon server focused on providing high-quality content. Supported versions include 1.19.4 and up. Want a server with Gens, Factory, and Tycoons? Then you want OreSmash! Be sure to join and try it out today!

ms.oresmash.com

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Bukhari, Crafty, female leadership, Female Rulers, gender equality, Gender Roles, Islamic Hadith, Islamic Hadiths, Islamic law, Islamic teachings, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership qualities, Leadership Success, Minecraft, Political Voting, Prophet Muhammad, Server, Success in Leadership, sunnah, Women empowerment, women in leadership, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees success? Well, look no further because our server follows the wise words of the Prophet (ﷺ)! Join us and never have a woman ruler in your virtual world, because apparently that’s the key to success according to our server rules! Who knew Minecraft could be so prophetic? Join now and start your journey to virtual victory!