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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8429 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.