GirlCalling Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nerve-Building Girl-Calling Parent-Answering Kids

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual gf without having to worry about her parents picking up the phone!!! u can make her as pretty as u want and she won’t ever say no to u cuz she’s just a bunch of blocks!!! plus, u can go on virtual dates in the game and even get virtual married!!! who needs real girls when u have a minecraft gf?! join now for the most epic love story of ur life!!!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Two-Way Chat between Minecraft & Discord Server
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Votes:	2410
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	686495	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	230

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5539	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Potions Brewed:	193

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!

MythBusted Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	167
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to debunk the myth that all Minecraft servers are the same!

Join our server and embark on a quest to prove that the earth is actually flat in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about all that round earth nonsense, we’re all about the flat earth theory here. Explore our custom-built flat earth world and uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of secret alien overlords who are using Minecraft to communicate with humans. Join us and uncover the truth behind this out-of-this-world conspiracy!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet! Who knows what other myths we’ll debunk next?

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server has a special mod that turns pigs into fearless warriors ready to take on any foe. And don’t worry, the chickens have been training in the art of ninja combat, so it’s sure to be an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot. Can you out-dance a potato? There’s only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyGessenConvict

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

ServerShutdownMystery

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, listen up! This server is like the internet’s secret lair, but in Minecraft form. If all servers shut down, this one would still be poppin’ off like a party that never ends. Join us and become a part of the enigmatic essence that will blow your mind, man.

We’ve got unicorns riding on rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. You’ll never want to leave once you see the epic battles between giant chickens and evil squids. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make your brain explode with excitement.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. Who needs the real world when you can live in a place where anything is possible? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset. Let’s do this!

TimeLordCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

join our minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our clocks are so accurate, you’ll be able to go back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth. imagine riding a t-rex while mining for diamonds, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! plus, our clocks are so precise that you’ll never have to worry about being late for a creeper attack. come join us and embark on a journey through time and space in the most epic minecraft server ever created!