join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!
Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.
So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!
Join our server and experience a world where ADHD is taken seriously and not just a trend to hop on for attention. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggles of living with ADHD and support each other through it all.
And if you ever encounter someone like Eva on our server, don’t worry, we have a special “Call-Out” feature where you can publicly shame them for their fake claims and attention-seeking behavior. Plus, our moderators are trained to handle situations like these with care and understanding.
So come join us on the most ADHD-friendly Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not validation from others. See you in the game!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through a magical world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and lava that flows with chocolate milk (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Every player gets their own personal pet dragon that can breathe fire, fly you to the moon, and even do your homework for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
Witness the epic saga of Jared, the 11-year-old Minecraft pro who was adopted by his stepdad after a series of unfortunate events. From foster care to guardianship battles, Jared’s life is more dramatic than any reality TV show.
But wait, there’s more! Jared’s former foster dad is on his deathbed and wants to make amends. Will Jared forgive him? Will there be a tearful reunion? Join our server to find out!
And if that’s not enough, we also have intense therapy sessions, sibling rivalries, and ex-wife drama. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama?
Come join us for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Who needs real-life family feuds when you can have fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who won’t judge your baby name choices? So come on, join our server and leave the baby name drama behind!
We’ve got protein shake dispensers in every biome, so you can bulk up while exploring the world. And don’t even get us started on our custom workout routines – ever tried doing squats while fighting off a horde of zombies? It’s the ultimate glute workout!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beefcake Bob, a mysterious NPC who only appears once a month to challenge players to arm-wrestling contests. Beat him and you’ll earn the title of Beefcake Champion, along with a special diamond dumbbell to show off to your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get swole in the most ridiculous way possible!
| Server IP | mc.safesurvival.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa |
Come join Safe Survival! We are an SMP server featuring land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa commands. There are a few other useful tools and places at spawn like random teleports, shops, and more.
We have a great community and Discord server where you can talk about your builds, the server, or anything else. Come check us out!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server using the IP: mc.safesurvival.net |
| Are there any special commands available on the server? | Yes, we have commands like land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa |
| Can I talk to other players about the server? | Yes, you can chat with other players about builds, server updates, or anything else on our Discord server |
Embark on a journey through The War Within, where you must defeat evil forces and save the realm from destruction. Watch out for the Threads of Destiny, a new cinematic experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat!
But that’s not all – our August Trading Post is filled with unique items like the Korkron Nightsaber and the Stormhammer weapon transmog. Trade, battle, and explore in a world unlike any other Minecraft server out there.
So why wait? Join us now and become a legendary hero in a world of endless possibilities and outrageous fun! Who needs WoW when you have our insane Minecraft server waiting for you?
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for vengeance. The players had to band together to defeat the chicken and claim the diamonds as their own. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Pigman King will be granted untold riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to rise up and take on this mighty challenge?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.
Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual house against creepers and zombies, just like this guy defended his marriage against disrespectful friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of explosive TNT battles?
And hey, if you ever need to blow off some steam, feel free to unleash your inner rage on our pixelated enemies. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only bridges that get burned are the ones you set on fire yourself.
So come on, join our server and let’s build a virtual world where loyalty and respect reign supreme. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t ditch your wedding for a sale on chips.
Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.
But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.