New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • SibSquadShowdown

    SibSquadShowdown
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8575
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is treated like a grandchild at grandma’s birthday party! Join us for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your self-esteem and family dynamics.

    Are you an affair baby looking for a place where your siblings hate you and your grandparents pretend everything is fine? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to yell at your family members and get grounded for ruining grandma’s birthday photo!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness outrageous family secrets, like cheating dads and terminally ill first wives, that will make you feel like you’re living in a soap opera. And don’t worry, if you were a girl instead of a guy, your feelings would definitely matter more to your dad and grandparents.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where dysfunction meets Minecraft and every day is a family reunion filled with drama and heartbreak. Join now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy family dynamic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyPros Server

    MineCraftyPros Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4105
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!

    RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8397
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wish you could bring back the glory days of the McRib or the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the discontinued products and services you never knew you needed! Imagine riding a Blockbuster Video themed rollercoaster while munching on Crystal Pepsi and wearing your favorite pair of Heelys. Join us for a trip down memory lane and a chance to relive the best of the past in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FireworkFiasco2022

    FireworkFiasco2022
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2170
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have EXPLOSIONS GALORE!

    imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

    we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

    Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 4647
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 695255 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8559 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
    We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.
    Features
    Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
    Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
    MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
    Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
    JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

    News

    Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

    Join today

    Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

    We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

    Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has Civ+ been in development? Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
    What makes Civ+ unique? Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
    What is the Meteor event? The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
    How can I join Civ+? You can join Civ+ by connecting to play.civ.plus and visiting our website and discord for more information.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToonCraft Minecraft Server

    ToonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4130
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

    Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

    LolcowCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 6596
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyHouseworkServer

    MineCraftyHouseworkServer
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2749
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

    On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

    So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeatSaverSteve

    SeatSaverSteve
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 673
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Crops Grown: 8962 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

    Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7378
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3317 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Alien Abductions: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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