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Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

addiction, Crypto, crypto market, cryptocurrency, discipline, Drugs, Excuses, Failure, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial struggles, Financial Success, gambling, investing, long-term investment., mental health, Minecraft, personal finance, self-control, smp, Trading, Veteran, wealth building

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

RefuseCraft: MissedOpportunities

career advancement, career decision, Career Growth, Decision making, decision regrets, growth mindset., hindsight, job offer, learning experiences, life choices, missed opportunity, MissedOpportunities, opportunities in disguise, personal growth, professional development, RefuseCraft, refused opportunity, saying no, second chances, self reflection, Taking Risks, turning down opportunities

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	4150	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Have you ever been offered a chance to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you enchanted gear and a VIP pass to the server’s secret disco party. But you refuse because you’re too busy building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of melons. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique

atomic survivor, comparison, Conflict Resolution, criticizes, Diplomacy, envoy, gaza, hiroshima, historical memory, historical trauma, international relations, Israeli, japanese, Middle East conflict, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique, Peacebuilding, survivors, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own atomic bomb and compare it to random stuff like a japanese atomic survivor comparing it to gaza 😂 we got crazy pvp battles and u can even ride a llama into battle like a boss 🦙 join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit, no joke bro 😎 #minecraftgoals #atomicbombsquad

Janitors Closet

Adventure, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Interactive, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, Social, storytelling, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2340
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding and roleplay serber set on trying to give people a close community and awesome worldbuilding experience. While we aren’t too serious, when its time for roleplay we try our best.

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Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, DATING, dating advice, dating foreign cultures, dating foreign languages, dating foreign women, dating foreign women advice, dating foreign women tips, dating tips, Foreign, foreign cultures., foreign languages, foreign women, intercultural relationships, international dating, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exotic and exciting as dating a foreign woman? Look no further! Our server is like a cultural melting pot, where every block you mine and every mob you slay is a new adventure in conversation.

Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players from all corners of the globe. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two while building your dream castle! So why settle for the same old boring conversations when you can join our server and experience the excitement of talking to someone from a completely different culture? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to expand your horizons and have a blast in the process. Join us today and start chatting with foreign players who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable!

NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	3369	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

gender neutral baby names, gender-neutral names, genderless baby names, genderless name, Minecraft, neutral name, non-binary name, NonbinaryNamer, smp, unisex baby names, unisex name, unisex names for adults, unisex names for avatars, unisex names for babies, unisex names for boys, unisex names for characters, unisex names for children, unisex names for games, unisex names for girls, unisex names for kids, unisex names for pets, unisex names for sims, unisex names list

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

AnxieCraft, anxiety, BUILD, Chill, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, Stress Management, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

EternalKid atCraft

Adulthood, adulting, aging, atCraft, Coming of Age, emotional intelligence, EternalKid, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-mastery, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!