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Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	1430	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3672	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ores Mined:	4362	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	81	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9204
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	860	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Alien Abductions:	2

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8654	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.