UberCraft: No Lap Dance Zone!

best friend conflict, peer pressure, lap sitting, Decision making, relationship expectations

The Chaotic Beach Escape: A Tidal Wave of Friendships and Regret 🚗🌊

Welcome, weary traveler, to The Chaotic Beach Escape—a Minecraft server fizzing with the frenetic energy of friendships creaking under the weight of awkwardness and unsaid words. Here, destiny pulls you into a maelstrom of decisions as questionable as the motives behind that suspiciously empty sandwich. Delve into a world where joy coexists with existential dread, and everyone is simultaneously your friend and an untrustworthy stranger!

🌌 Introduction: Dive Headfirst into Absurdity!

Strap in! You’re not just entering a server—you’re stepping into a surreal bromance of cosmic proportion, where boundaries blur and lap-sitting becomes a rite of passage. Did Sarah truly think that squish-fest would be fun? Join now, and confront the unfiltered mess of emotional wrecks and dubious travel plans. Was it a beach trip or an elaborate trap? Only one way to find out!

🚀 Features & Mechanics: What Awaits Your Fateful Adventure?

Feature	Description
Lap of Luxury	Sit on the lap of a stranger—or a creeper. Choose wisely!
Beach Reads Gone Wrong	Encounter “literary haikus” of confusion while munching a sandwich alone.
Lovey-Dovey Haze	See if you can escape from the clutches of affection-induced sulkiness.
The “You Go, Girl!” Buffer	Motivate your friends into bad decisions—bonus points for chaos!
Epic Uber Transport	Orchestrate the most dramatic escapes when the ride gets too intense.

🌀 Player Testimonials (or Dire Warnings?)

“I once thought I could sit on the sidelines, but then the universe threw a lap in my direction. 10/10 would awkwardly squish again!” — Dave, Unpaid Psychologist

“If feeling like a third wheel is your thing, this server is your jam! My sandwich really was the highlight.” — Linda, Professional Feeler

🤔 Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)

Q: Why am I here? A: Sand. Sun. Suffering. The tropical trifecta of chaos.

Q: Is Sarah secretly an emissary of doom? A: The truth lies in the depth of the ocean, which has now taken your plans hostage.

🔮 Conspiracy Corner: The Unraveling Threads of Reality

💡 Strange whispers of "The Cult of Sand" suggest that your presence fuels a hidden agenda of friendship-purging. Who even is James? Could he be a government experiment to study human despair under sun exposure? Are those guys truly there for the ocean, or are they fishmen in disguise?

🚧 Warning: May Induce Existential Dread

Caution! Entering this server might lead to reflection on your own friend group dynamics. Feelings of paranoia and existential crises may ensue as you question where your sandwiches came from… and why you’re sitting on a lap when you could just stand. Only the bold should venture here.

💀 Call to Arms (or Sandals): Join the Madness!

Embrace your fate! Throw caution to the digital winds, grab your friend (or don’t), and dive into the chaotic embrace of The Chaotic Beach Escape. But beware—the tides of destiny creep ever closer, and who knows what misadventures await as you navigate the murky waters of camaraderie and unease? Trust no one, especially when they offer you a sandwich.

Hit that join button or risk being forever a bystander in your own confusing narrative! 🌊👾

Welcome to your descent into madness. Good luck!

BlockPartyRules

personal rules, friendship, confidentiality, Support, Empathy

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where bros and girls don’t follow the code? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bro code and girl code paradise!

Join us if you want to experience epic adventures with your bros and gals while following the most outrageous rules of the bro code and girl code. Want to build a giant statue of a bro fist? Go for it! Want to have a dance party in a field of flowers with your gal pals? Absolutely!

But beware, breaking the bro code or girl code on our server comes with hilarious consequences. Rumor has it that if you betray your bros or gals, you’ll be chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you’re caught gossiping behind someone’s back, you’ll be forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day.

So if you’re ready to embrace the wackiest rules of the bro code and girl code in the Minecraft universe, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

ExBlockMateDrama

Asks, Manipulation, emotional, Retirement, flexibility

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

FriendZoneCraft

woman to woman, invalidating, FriendZoneCraft, high school music teacher, parent friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make this story look like child’s play.

Imagine a world where your husband’s music teacher buddy turns out to be a secret romance novel author with a crush on your man! And not just any romance novel, but one with a steamy love triangle that may or may not involve your hubby. Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, it gets better. When you confront the author about it, she spills the beans to her husband, causing a library scandal that will go down in history. Who knew a simple play date invitation could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next?

GirlyGamerGang SMP

double standards, self esteem, Sisterhood, Respect, Honesty

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

MotherInLawCraft Minecraft Server

loyalty, Communication Issues, difficult conversations, Honesty, relationship advice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for hair-raising adventures like cutting your boyfriend’s mom’s hair and getting roasted in the process.

Experience the thrill of dodging passive-aggressive comments while trying to focus on giving a killer haircut. Will you survive the onslaught of insinuations and accusations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of confronting your boyfriend about his mom’s shady behavior and facing the wrath of a woman scorned. Will you uphold the girl code or unleash chaos upon the family dynamic?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable family dynamics, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Badcraft Vanilla

Badcraft, Vanilla, semi anarchy

Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla SMP, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and no mechanisms exist to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!

On top of a vanilla SMP, Here are a few features that make this SMP unique:

● Vanilla Anarchy (Players will be on the same playing field. This means no hack/cheat clients, unfair modifications, or exploits This experience should bring you back to the old days of Minecraft when there were no rules, but everyone was on the same level.)

● Bedrock Support (Support both Java and Bedrock editions, so everyone is welcome to join, regardless of which device you are playing on.)

● Trade System (Allows you to trade items with anyone no matter how far away you are. This prevents item scamming and creates a global economy.)

● Head Drops (Heads will drop from your enemies! Whenever you kill another Player or Mob, you can receive their skull.)

● Leaderboards (Compete to be better than the rest of the players in combat, building or mining, and more. We have a system that tracks statistics of our top players in certain categories.)

● Fixed Phantoms (Unlike many servers, we have fixed phantoms to work correctly. When you go to sleep, In addition, they will leave you alone for 7 days.)

● Member Rank (Annoying spammers or advertisers are delayed. To post URLs and chat without delay, you must verify yourself.)

● No Sethomes, Warps, or Tpas (All forms of travel are completely vanilla. This makes the world feel much bigger and immerses players in the environment more.)

● The Map will never Reset (The goal is never to reset any form of data like Map, Player, or anything else as long as the server lasts.)

Server Rules:

1: No usage of Hack or Cheat Clients, X-Ray Resource Packs, Mods, Tools, Software, or any other form of external assistance that provides an unfair advantage over others.

2: Using any form of exploits, bugs, or flawed game mechanics is strictly prohibited.

3: Do not intentionally lag or disrupt the server system.

Server Information:

Established » 8/19/2023

Server IP » play.badcraft.net

Bedrock Port » 19132

As of writing this post, 2,420 unique players have joined this server and counting!

I-PIXELMON

IPixelmon, Modded

🌟 SERVER IP: i-Pixelmon.com 🌟

✅ INSTALL PIXELMON IN 2 MINUTES! ✅

https://youtu.be/0wajRGedqNI

(Install our Personally Made CurseForge ModPack)

❓ WHAT MAKES US DIFFERENT? ❓

– I-Pixelmon has been Hosting Pixelmon Servers since 2014, Non-Modded Minecraft Servers Since 2012!

– With over a decade of experience, we provide all players with what matters the most: Amazing Features, Zero-Lag, 24/7 Up-Time, Dedicated Staff-Team and Most Importantly A Server Here To Stay For The Long Run!

🌀 SERVER FEATURES: 🌀

🔷 Player Ran Gym-Leaders! 🔷

🔷 Player Ran Elite-Four & Server Champion! 🔷

🔷 Pixelmon Showdown & Pixelmon Showdown League! 🔷

🔷 Boss Raids! 🔷

🔷 Battle Tower & NPC Trainer Tower! 🔷

🔷 Shiny Starters! 🔷

🔷 Land Claiming & Actual Survival Gameplay! 🔷

🔷 Pixelmon Skills Plugin! 🔷

🔷 GTS & WonderTrade! 🔷

🔷 Boss Room & EV Room! 🔷

🔷 Black Market & Custom Tutor NPC! 🔷

🔷 PokeDesigner Plugin – Customize Your Pixelmon! 🔷

🔷 Pixelmon Plushies! 🔷

AND A LOT MORE!

❗RUNNING SINCE 2014! ❗

(Check Submission Date Below!)

https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/i-pixelmon/

Puddle Craft

Craft, Puddle, Semi Vanilla

☆ Welcome to Puddle Craft! This is a community based semi-vanilla Minecraft server (what a mouthful) geared towards long-term and large-scale survival builders of all kinds. Ideally, we would love to have a big map of bases/kingdoms, of course in any style or theme, all connected together. This could be through sea/river guides, railroads, footpaths, and any other creative forms of travel to get from point A to point B. Of course you can also take off and explore to do your own thing, but we encourage being apart of our vibrant community of crafters 🙂

☆ Essentially, this is a safe space for everyone looking for a faction of people to make friends and for those looking for a long term server where your builds and belongings will be kept safe, no matter how long of a break you take.

It is my mission as the owner to make sure no one will ever have to go through the heartbreak of losing timeless builds through resetting or closing down a server ever again. Even in the future if we ever have to close down Puddlecraft, for whatever reason, both the world seed and a world download will be provided. But that won’t be happening anytime soon.

☆ This server involves a very simple and quick whitelisting process, please join the discord to view the rules and get started! https://discord.gg/YVR4QyKJTc

☆ 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 6/5/23

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝

☆ We have a variety of features and plugins to make things more interesting, such as: ☆

– Time-Based Roles: no pay-to-win required! We have a bit of a ocean/Ponyo theme going on here as a overall aesthetic, so the longer you stay, the deeper your sea creature originates from! Going all the way from Sunlight to the Hadalpelagic trenches, so mark your calendars!

– Dynmap: A Google Maps-like map for the server that can be viewed in a browser via link found in the Discord

– Armor stand editor: Edit custom armor stands to take your builds to the next level

– Invis itemframes

– /Hats: put a variety of blocks or items on your head with the command /hat !

– /nick colors: customize your username’s colors in chat to help stand out!

– Farm protect: makes it so you can run and jump on crops without them breaking. Now you can have the dramatic scene of you running through a wheat field as the sun sets you always dreamed of.

– Armored Elytras: Tired of constantly having to switch between your chestplate and elytra? Now you can combine the two! (Warning: it *is* permanent!)

– 24/7 Uptime! The server will have a very quick restart every night at 3:00 AM (EDT) to make backups in order to keep our server healthy!

– One player sleep

– /sit plugin that lets you sit anywhere you want or right clicking on slabs or stairs to sit on them

– Dragon egg respawn: No more fighting over who gets the first dragon egg, everytime you respawn and kill the dragon it’ll drop a new one!

– player and mob head drops

– proximity chat using simple voice chat

– AMB: can buy minis of all blocks through wandering traders

– husks drop sand

– Minecart Speed Plus

– Universal Dyeing – allows you to re-dye the color of any dyeable blocks after being dyed

– Custom nether portals – allows you to make a nether portal in any custom shape

More plugins can/will be added over time and suggestions are always encouraged!

☆ Just be mindful that while we do have quite the number of plugins, all of them are small additions to the game that should just be implemented into base game but aren’t. I prefer to not have plugins that make things as easy as possible, and would like to keep it as vanilla (but better) to encourage creativity and community efforts.

You can see all the other details about the server in the Server Info channel once you’re whitelisted in the discord !

☆ This is my first time ever hosting/managing a Minecraft server on my own, so constructive input or suggestions from the community on how to make our server a better place is always welcome.

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

☆ I’m not great at ADs but uh, yeah !! To sum it up, we have a really great and welcoming community, so if you’re interested, feel free to click the link above to join our discord. 🙂

BadWolfMC

BadWolfMC, Network

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

🖧 Our network features 4 servers with 8 different game modes so you’ll never get bored! Enjoy Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic& lots of minigames including Bed Wars, Hide & Seek, Paintball, Elytra Challenges& Parkour!
🐉 Ever wanted to fight an actually challenging dragon? We have loads of custom mobs!
🗒️We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved.
💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
🪶 Loads of things to do and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes!
🏪 Balanced, diamond based economy with Player Shops & Jobs!
🍹 Up your game with custom potions for enhanced effects and fun with our permanent and seasonal recipes!
🗺️ Stalk your friends and view your builds from space with our dynamic live maps!
🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization that you control!
🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty and prevent resets!
❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.
✨ Lots of little extras to enhance your experience both in game and out!
👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

(full rules here)

All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole "Adult Minecraft Server" bit.
No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited. This is true even in PvP and for seemingly abandoned builds – if it’s not yours, don’t touch it.
No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed. (Including but not limited to: Badlion, Forge, Fabric, Lightloader, Lunar Client, flying, speed, x-ray, item duplication, glitching, etc.)
No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
Common Sense/Maturity – This is a game. Be respectful, have fun, don’t rage, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope you’ll be as excited about this place as we are!

We look forward to seeing you in game!

Girl Code