Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.
Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.
So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!
We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?
Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!
Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!
Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!