SmartCon Minecraft SMP – I bought a ticket to SmartCon but now I see the lineup is all…

All, Blockchain, BOUGHT, capital markets, Community, Conference, crypto autists, crypto bro, digital assets, Event, finance, Fish Out of Water, gigasuits, innovation, Investment, LINEUP, Minecraft, networking, SmartCon, smp, Suits, Technology, ticket, Time management

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old suits at SmartCon? Looking for a place where you can let your crypto flag fly high and mingle with fellow autists? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pig races, NFT trading competitions, and secret underground crypto mining operations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the true value of a rare Pepe meme.

Don’t waste your time at SmartCon when you could be building your own virtual empire with us. Who needs gigasuits when you can have diamond armor? Join now and become a part of the craziest crypto community in Minecraft history!

ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!

clothes, Competition, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Frustration, Hoarding, left, patience, personal space, RACK, ResellerRaid, resellers, retail workers, rude behavior, secondhand, shopping, shopping etiquette, shopping experience, SIZE, thrift store, thrifting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your looting skills? Look no further than our server, where you can snatch up all the best gear before anyone else even has a chance! Just like the resellers at the thrift store, you’ll need to be quick and strategic to beat out the competition.

Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.

So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

Adaptability, Adulthood, Communication, Decision making, Development, Experience, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, personal growth, problem solving, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, Server, Skills, SkillzCraft, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can learn skills that will make you feel like a pro in your 30s! Imagine being able to build a castle in minutes, tame a dragon as your pet, or even ride a unicorn into battle.

Join our server and you’ll unlock secret abilities that will make you wish you had learned them sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!

NoMoreBlowiesMC

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, consent, emotions, feelings, Honesty, Intimacy, NoMoreBlowiesMC, open conversation, oral sex, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as your boyfriend’s excuses for not wanting oral sex? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-studded adventures, and a community so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your boyfriend’s weird preferences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even your boyfriend will be begging for more! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahHavoc, intelligence, Israel, Israeli military, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military operation, Minecraft, operative, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES

CubanShipDefenseCraft

Arctic sovereignty, Canada, Cuba, CubanShipDefenseCraft, defends, defense cooperation, deterring, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, maritime defense, military presence, naval operations, North America, russia, SECURITY, sending ship, strategic alliance, Vital

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1174
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

Behavior, BIAS, cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, critical thinking, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, DunningCraft, Expertise, ignorance, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, PRO, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, Theyre, Thinks

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition

AMERICANS, Cohort, coronavirus, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Edition, health, INFECTED, international researchers, lingering effects, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting symptoms, long-term effects, pandemic, prevalence, Recovery, recovery period, recovery time, research, study, Symptoms

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server and recover from covid in just three days!!! yes, you heard that right, THREE DAYS!!! our magical virtual world has special powers that will cure you faster than you can say “diamond sword”. forget about long covid, we got you covered with our pixelated potions and enchanted armor. come join us and start feeling better in no time, because who needs real life when you can have minecraft life? let’s dig, build, and heal together, one block at a time!

Once upon an SMP, Semi-Vanilla tale with Roleplay and Crossplay magic – Storytime Server

Boss Battles, Character Lore, crossplay, Discord, Events, Friends, Fun, gameplay, great staff, Grief Prevention, invite, Items, Lore, Magic, Plugins, PvE, role playing, Roleplay, rules, Secret Past, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, storytime, Tale, Website

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the Storytime SMP!

Server Focus	Role-playing with character lore and storyline
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock cross-play
Events	Weekly PVE events and boss battles
Staff	Dedicated regional staff for player support
Gameplay	Minimal interference from plugins for a vanilla experience

How to Join?

Simply go to our website and join our Discord server!

If the website is inaccessible, you can add “tyzixp” on Discord for an invite.

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server with my friends who use different versions of Minecraft?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, so you can play with your friends regardless of their version.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, be sure to check out the rules on the website before playing to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

3. How often are events hosted on the server?

We aim to host weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged.

4. What plugins or modifications are used on the server?

We strive to maintain a vanilla feeling on the server, with limited plugins that interfere with gameplay. Grief Prevention is the most notable plugin in place to protect player items and homes.

Healthcare Havoc Minecraft Server

access to healthcare, America, consultation costs, extreme cases, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare disparities, healthcare inequality, healthcare reform, healthcare system, illnesses, medical expenses, Minecraft, Sandra Lee, Server, third-world country, Treatment, wait times

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthcare is as rare as diamonds in the game! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting months for a simple consultation, just like in a third world country. Watch as players let their virtual illnesses develop into extreme cases because they can’t afford the in-game healthcare costs of over 3000 diamonds. It’s a wild ride of medical madness and outrageous prices, only on our server! Join now and see why America looks like a third world country in healthcare in our virtual world.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Blockyantics, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial diversity, racial inequality, Racial Issues, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, Server, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	2176	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the white people are just as crazy as the creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles, and questionable dance moves at our virtual block party.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white players on our server decided to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks. Why? Because they thought it would bring them good luck in battle. And you know what? It worked! They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to their shiny poultry friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pranks you’ll ever see. One time, a player filled another player’s house with nothing but llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the white people are just as unpredictable as a redstone contraption built by a toddler. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

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