Sneedcraft Server Information
Sneedcraft is a survival server for Gigachads only. With an edgy meme community, contests, XP slot machines, and more, it offers an enhanced Vanilla experience. Raid bosses, dungeons, and mini bosses provide a Dark Souls-esque adventure with improved PVP and PVE objectives. Previous Minecraft versions are also supported.
To join this Whitelisted server, show how based you are by applying on Discord: Join Now
sneed.mcserv.fun
Are you ready to experience the paradox of existence? This server is both the greatest and the worst thing you will ever encounter! Don’t believe me? Well, congratulations, you’re already knee-deep in the rabbit hole of madness! Whoever told you that joining a Minecraft server could be a life-altering decision was probably a lizard person. Prepare for the chaos!
| Feature | Cursed Description |
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| Dimensional Caves | Wormholes that lead to unempty pockets of history where every entity is a potato. |
| Endless Creeper Karaoke | Screaming creepers sing your fears, echoing through the void of regret and broken dreams. |
| Husks Wearing Hats | Behold the fashionable dead! Fashion week is everyday, and you’re the runway. |
| Invisible Villagers | Trade with the non-existent! They might be right behind you, or maybe a stretch of logic. |
| Ocelots that Read Minds | These feline overlords know your secrets. Feeding them fish? They already know. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Jump through three hoops of unreason and whisper your deepest existential crises…
Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Who needs children when you have three-headed glow-in-the-dark llamas watching your every move?
Q: Can I invite my friends? A: Friends are just reminders of your fleeting mortality. Invite them if you want to watch the chaos unfold!
“Oh my God.. FIRE EVERY US VETERAN DADDY!”
“His throbbing billionaire member exploding in her American fuckhole like a SpaceX rocket.”
“Please fuck my wife, please fuck my wife, please fuck my wife PAPA ELON!”
Join us and witness epic battles where Americans try to take on the mighty North Korean man, only to realize they are no match for their gigachad powers. With insane PvP battles, crazy building competitions, and a community of players who are basically legends in their own right, this server is not for the faint of heart.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the impossible becomes possible and where you can truly become a gigachad among gigachads, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to conquer like a North Korean man.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon. That’s right, THREE WISHES! You could wish for diamonds, or a pet creeper, or even a lifetime supply of cake. The possibilities are endless!
Oh, and did I mention that this server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft? It’s called the Fluffy Bunny of Doom, and it’s said to bring good luck and fortune to all who befriend it. So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.
imagine this: you log onto the server and suddenly your character is running around with supercharged photosynthesis powers, growing crops faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”. thanks to CRISPR/Cas9, we have rice that can literally grow to the sky and beyond, all because of the insane gene-editing going on in this server.
so if you wanna experience the wildest, most genetically modified Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your crops grown) like never before! trust me, you won’t regret it.
BEST BEGINNER MINECRAFT SERVER
GREAT OSLINSK
RESPONSIBLE ADMINISTRATION – ✅
OWN COLLECTION OF MODIFICATIONS – ✅
ACCEPTABLE BUDGET – ✅
YOU CAN FIND OUT THE REST BY CLICKING ON THE LINK TO OUR DISCORD SERVER
https://discord.gg/qs8Bku69XR
orion.minecraft.rent:25574
| Server Version | 1.20.6 |
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| Launch Date | About a week ago |
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| Server Location | US West |
A: You can join our Discord community through the link provided above.
A: The minimum age requirement is 17, with most members falling between 19-21 years old.
A: Yes, client-side QOL mods are allowed, but cheating, griefing, and duping are not tolerated.
A: The server runs fabric on a premium VPS in US West with performance addons to maintain minimal downtime and lag-free experience.