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When Life Gives You Lemons, Play on Citrus MC – The Sour SMP Vanilla Java Server 1.21.1 with a Zest of Fun!

1.21.1, 200 members, 24/7 operation, Citrus, Claims, diamond-based economy, Discord chat integration, discord community, Fresh Map, Fun, Grief Protection, java, Lag-free, lemons, Life, make new friends, member role, NEVER Pay To Win, Play, Player Shops, Responsive staff members, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, smp, Sour, Squaremap, Tpa, Vanilla, Zest
Citrus MC Server Overview

Server IP CITRUS-MC.COM

Server Discord Discord

Server Map MAP

Version 1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:
- NEVER Pay To Win
- Grief protection for all players
- Discord community
- Responsive staff members online 24/7
- 24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free
Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM
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BlockyLoners Minecraft Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Beautiful, BlockyLoners, cut myself, death, emotional manipulation, have sex, Incels, Insecurity, kill you, love me, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pure, self harm, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, used pussy, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by declaring your undying love for the owner and engaging in some questionable activities with their character. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against dangerous mobs, all while being serenaded by the owner’s demands for affirmation of their purity and beauty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Just remember to watch your back and always have a compliment ready to avoid a brutal fate!

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‘MineCraftinMerica SMP – The Land of Creepers and Freedom’

American, American dream, CREEPERS, culture, Democracy, exceptionalism, freedom, heritage, History, identity crisis, Land, MineCraftinMerica, national identity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, smp, solidarity, spirit, sports, Symbolism, tradition, Unity, VALUES

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.

3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

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DoggoDramaTrail

aggressive dog, aita, bridge confrontation, bridge courtesy, bridge jumping, bridge safety, bridge sharing, cycling, dangerous dog, dog walking, DoggoDramaTrail, local kids, protection dog, recreational trail, tourist town, trail confrontation, trail etiquette, trail running, trail safety, Walking

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trained protection dog on a narrow bridge? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your own sanity.
Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.

So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.

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NoWorstEnemyMC

Adversity, anguish, BETRAYAL, Despair, devastation, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Horror, Loss, Nightmare, NoWorstEnemyMC, Pain, regret, Suffering, Torment, Tragedy, Trauma

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the same boring items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying llama.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”

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StopTheVirus Minecraft Server

$135 million plan, Containment, delayed, drc, emergency response, Epidemic, funding, global health, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international aid, Minecraft, mpox spread, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Server, StopTheVirus, vaccine delivery, Virus, Who, WHO response

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r transported to a world where the virus can be stopped! who says so! we have a $135 million plan to halt mpox spread! yes, u heard that right! mpox spread! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our delayed drc vaccine delivery!

join our server and be a hero in stopping the virus! build ur own vaccine lab, fight off infected mobs, and save the world from certain doom!

so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure u will ever experience in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! #stopthevirus #minecraftheroes

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Down Under DormCraft

Australia, bid, caps, changes, colleges, Curb, DormCraft, education, foreign student intake, Government, immigration, Impact, international students, Migration, policy, regulations, restrictions, student population, study abroad, universities, Visa

so we got this epic minecraft server that will blow ur mind, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and crocs lurking in the water.
join our server and you’ll feel like you’re in the land down under, but without all the deadly animals trying to kill you.

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears that roam the server. trust us, you don’t want to mess with those guys.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a dingo stealing your diamonds. it’s gonna be a ripper time, mate!

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Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Factions Regurgitated: Same Old Factions, but with a Twist!

Feature	Description
Pay 2 Win	ZERO Pay 2 Win! Everything is earned, no purchasing in-game items.
Factions-Towny Hybrid	Custom server with large cities and nations cooperating or competing.
War Mode with Discord Integration	Notified on Discord when war is declared to give time for preparation.
Premium Boss Plugin	Fight new foes for exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards.
Custom GUI Shop	Quickly buy or sell items using /shop along with an auction house /ah.
Mythical Shop	Spawn with Custom Enchants and items purchased using in-game currency.
Premium Fishing	Rewarding new way to earn loot through fishing.
Custom NPCs	Dialogues and quest lines with NPCs.
Free Progression	Unlock new features, commands, and limits through quests.
Season Ending Hardcore Event	Win a huge reward by being the last player alive at the end of the season.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is this server Pay to Win?	No, everything is earned through gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server for details and updates.
What is the Season 0 (Beta) about?	Season 0 (Beta) is coming soon, join Discord to stay informed.
Are there custom features on this server?	Yes, there are custom factions-towny hybrid, premium boss plugin, and more.

GrandBlueCrafts

Anime, Character development, Chisa, college life, comedy, diving, Drinking, fan theories, friendship, grand blue, GrandBlueCrafts, humor, hype, Manga, Manga adaptation, otaku culture, plot twists, seinen, slice of life, speculation, Threads

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us if you want to witness Chisa, the infamous Minecraft griefer, wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will she steal your diamonds or fill your house with chickens? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hype Thread, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous rumors and theories. From secret diamond mines to hidden treasure chests, you never know what you’ll uncover in the Hype Thread!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive Chisa’s chaos and dominate the Hype Thread!

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Mixing Blocks in Minecraft SMP: Half Breed Hilarity

blocks, Breed, demographics, dumbasses, half breed kids, hate, Hilarity, Import, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Mixing, nonwhite brides, race traitors, racial demographics, racial hatred, racial identity, racial politics, racial purity, racial superiority, racial tensions, SJWs, smp, Voting, white women, Whites

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shades of color… except white! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white supremacists tried to join our server, thinking they could spread their hate. But little did they know, our community of nonwhite players banded together and trolled them so hard that they rage quit and never came back. And that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our server!
So why should you join? Because we’re all about diversity, inclusivity, and kicking racist butt in Minecraft. Plus, where else can you find a server where the main goal is to turn everything nonwhite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a more colorful and crazy place together!

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Citrus MC Server Overview

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