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  • Crafty Canceller: Fiverr Fiasco

    Crafty Canceller: Fiverr Fiasco

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    Welcome to the Freelance Frenzy: An Upsell Utopia!

    Dive into a pixelated carnival of chaos, where commissions spiral into a whirlpool of confusion and overpriced greyscale dreams! Here, you’re not just mining diamonds—oh no—you’re mining the very fabric of reality itself, unraveling threads of artistic ambition and the slippery world of freelancers! 🌪️💎

    Forget What You Know, Embrace the Absurd!

    Unravel the cosmic conspiracy of upsell tactics and enigmatic gig descriptions! Ever wondered why one gig wears a mask while another cackles maniacally in the shadows? Join us in traversing the hellscape of art commissions that twists and contorts your expectations—just like the frail sanity of our player base!

    The Features of Absurdity

    FeatureDescription
    🕵️ The Consultation ConundrumEngage in “deep consultation” only to realize it leads to the void of confusion.
    🔍 Red Flags GaloreColored flags that signal impending doom—catch ‘em all!
    🎢 The Upsell SlidePlummet down the rabbit hole of additional costs like it’s a carnival ride!
    ⚖️ Metrics MayhemWatch as your every action games the fragile metrics of the universe!
    💰 Budget BluesA quaint reminder that artistic brilliance doesn’t come cheap—unless you dare to gamble!

    Testimonials from the Bewildered:

    "Gave it a shot. Found myself negotiating with a demon in disguise!" – A Player in Denial

    "I paid in diamonds. I received riddles. What is real?" – Confused Survivor

    "Lost my sanity but gained a good story. 10/10 recommend!" – Existential Thinker

    But Why Join This Server?

    • Banned in 12 Countries (But We Can’t Say Why): The allure of the forbidden brings a sense of thrill! Mysterious whispers echo in the corners of internet forums about this server’s ignoble past.
    • Conspiracy Theories Running Wild: Did you know that freelancers are actually sentient blocks disguised as humans? Absurdity breeds knowledge—let’s dig deeper!
    • Secret Level: The Upsell Dungeon: Only the bravest dare enter the dark cavern where hefty fees await! Will you escape? Or will you be lost in an eternity of consultations?

    Warnings from the Beyond:

    Prepare yourself, dear Minecrafter! If the ideas of budgetary constraints and commissions have ever sent shivers down your spine, this is not merely a server—this is a portal to the unknown!

    Frequently Asked Questions (That Answer Nothing):

    • Q: Is this server really as chaotic as it sounds? A: Only if you meet the minimum threshold of sanity required.

    • Q: Can I actually commission anything? A: Depends on whether you believe in alternate realities!

    • Q: What happens if I leave? A: That’s a question only the game’s code understands!

    Join Us, If You Dare!

    Step into the Freelance Frenzy, a place where commissions are nightmares and art is shrouded in a veil of impending absurdity! Channel your inner artist, face the quantum upsell, and prepare to lose yourself—if you think you can handle it!

    🪓 May your blocks be ever in your favor, and remember: art is suffering, and that suffering is yours for the taking!

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  • Phoenica Resurrection

    Phoenica Resurrection

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    This is the revival of the even better Phoenica. Come join the warm community of Phoenicians.

    Note: Server will be undergoing some minor maintenance

    mc.phoenica.org

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  • Elveron-mc

    Elveron-mc

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    Elveron is a Runescape based server, Same skills and mechanincs but better map! We offer a wide range of activities such as a new concept Hunger Games! With a huge range of custom items and bosses we serve with a custom plugin built for this server!

    play.elveronmc.com

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  • Fritzal

    Fritzal

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    Fritzal is a survival server that was created in the hopes to make a good home for players of all types. The server has a Free Market economy with the basis of it being gold. We’re home to hardworking staff and sociable players. Some of the features our server includes are: mcMMO Craftbook and it’s utilities Diseases for the whole family An easy to use claiming plugin called Residence A ranking system that incentives ranking up

    54.39.169.98:25568

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  • Asgard

    Asgard

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    Join the battle in Asgard and become the strongest amoungst all gods! Strive to the top of factions, skyblock any many more to come!

    95.168.186.84

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  • Ascendiumcraft

    Ascendiumcraft

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    Join us and discover the thrill of building and surviving in the sky. We hope to see you soon in our Skyblock Ascendium community!

    ascendiumcraft.net

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  • Isle of Gods

    Isle of Gods

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    Isle of Gods is a small MC server. We have a small group who come on most days but I would like to welcome more players to liven the place up a bit. I want this server to be a happy relaxed place. Everything is pretty straight forward and easy to use, and there’s plenty of helpful players around if you have any questions!

    Some Info:

    A Small spawn point with the basic info before you head out in to the world. A GUI Server shop & player shop We are a PVE server as we come to play and help each other. Everyone starts with 1000 Claim blocks which grow over time or you can buy more if your in a rush.

    IsleofGods.skynode.host

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  • Phoenix Networks US/UK

    Phoenix Networks US/UK

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    Phoenix Networks US/UK is a KitPVP server hosted by Slappy826_ You will most likely find me in-lobby there. Also 3 areas and kits to choose from. Server is in development a little bit with kits but enjoy!

    51.89.155.37:25590

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  • Thelastofus server

    Thelastofus server

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    The Last Of US Server 1.19.2

    mods: [​color=#3598db]https://www.mediafire.com/file/j7u5zggcbtf4dqc/MODS_-_Upekos_Guerra_de_Logos.rar/file[​/color]

    ip: us-worcester.at.ply.gg

    (everything is allowed) steal, kill, lootHACKS ONLY SOME

    DISCORD: discord.gg/jkwbtE4qwU

    us-worcester.at.ply.gg

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  • SSuccessors

    SSuccessors

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    SSuccessors the server where Survival is the only concept in, with a lot of great features to earning money and levelling up, connected to our discord meaning ranking up in game does rank you up on discord, you got several ways to earn money say, mining bitcoins, selling spawners, working at the farm, mining in mineshafts etc.. It’s a friendly growing server where it is not that popular but it’s indeed brimful of fun. Rank up to obsidian to be the god of survival!

    SSuccessors.aternos.me

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  • WinDooM SMP

    WinDooM SMP

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    The epicenter of the server is a gigantic medieval city, which clans will fight for control of. The city is made up of hundreds of unique buildings in various neighborhoods, each of which are protected zones which may be purchased or rented. Within the city there are also attractions such as the casino, market, gold exchange, and obstacles.

    windoom.vsmc.co:25604

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