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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3678 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!