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CraftyCrappyGifts

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be plundered! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop nothing but rare loot when killed. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Galaxion _Gens_

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!

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Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	5835	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2864
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	166	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	59988	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3854
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2931	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	2993	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

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Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Animals Bred:	59	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!