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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4366	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Farms Harvested:	651	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be plundered! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop nothing but rare loot when killed. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Nations SIMP – So Many Potatoes {1.21+} Apply within for spudtacular fun!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1501	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	38

Nations SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
IP Address	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Welcome to the Nations SMP, we run an Earth Server and are actively looking for players to join our SMP. Our server has a 1:1500 ratio, which means there is a (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore and build on. You can create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully – it’s your choice!

For the rules, please join our discord server and read the #info channel for more information. Breaking the rules will result in a ban.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP Address provided in Minecraft (147.185.221.20:36863).
Is it a vanilla server or are there mods?	It is a vanilla server with no mods.
Can I create a nation on the server?	Yes, you can create nations on the server and even rule the world if you wish.
What happens if I break the rules?	If you break the rules, you will be banned from the server.

DraftDodger Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gods Slained:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Join our Minecraft server because we have a secret alliance with Trump that guarantees you a spot in the military after a crazy false flag event! Who needs a draft when you can just play Minecraft and get recruited for war? Plus, once Israel starts taking over the neighborhood, you’ll be ready to defend your blocky kingdom with all your new military skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero in the most bizarre way possible!

MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadBoss of this Gym Edition, where you can flex your creative muscles and show off your…um…unique skills.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.

NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Votes:	6558
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

BlockyLoveNotAllowed

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

Minecraft Matchmaker Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Votes:	9321
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

RespectLostInOneSec

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4028	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	4765
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

HummusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Animals Bred:	177	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, end wars with just one phone call. finland is all like “hey china, pick up the phone and end russia’s war in ukraine, pls and thx”. and u can be part of this epic saga on our server. join now and be a peacekeeper in the virtual world. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join the madness now!

PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Towns Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

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