imagine the chaos and destruction as we all band together to create the ultimate earthquake in minecraft history.
not only that, but we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. earthquake jumpers unite!
| Overview |
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| Welcome to SimplyMC, where we bring back the simplicity and joy of classic Minecraft. We welcome all players, whether its Megabase builders, or Technical Farm Designers! Our server is all about community, ensuring that every player has a voice in any changes and encouraging contributions to server projects and regular events. |
| Question | Answer |
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| What types of players are welcome on SimplyMC? | We welcome all players, whether you’re a Megabase builder or a Technical Farm Designer! |
| What kind of community projects does SimplyMC have? | Our community works together on projects in the overworld, nether, and end dimensions to enhance the player experience. |
| Is there a modded server available? | Yes, we have a modded server running the BetterMC modpack for a different Minecraft experience. |
| Is there an online map available for players? | Yes, we have a live map (BlueMap) where players can view their creations and place markers. |
| When is the server reset and the Minecraft 1.21 update happening? | The server reset and Minecraft 1.21 update will occur this Sunday, bringing new features and biomes. |
| How can I join SimplyMC? | You can join our Discord at simplymc.net or use the server IP at join.simplymc.net |
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. Plus, our community is so friendly that even creepers have started attending our weekly tea parties.
So if you’re ready to cure your Minecraft blues and embark on the wildest adventure of your life, join our server today! Who needs a doctor when you have us to cure all your Minecraft-related medical conditions?
Just like this author who wants to go on a book tour alone, you can go on a Minecraft adventure without anyone hounding you for food, attention, or anything else! Leave your responsibilities behind and join our server where you can be a master builder without any distractions.
Don’t worry about hurting your family’s feelings, they’ll understand once they see the amazing creations you build on our server. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a solo Minecraft vacation? Join now and let your creativity run wild!
| Server Name | Purple Vanilla |
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| Overview | Unleash Your PvP Skills in the Ultimate Minecraft Battle Arena! |
| Server IP | N/A |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
Unfortunately, the server IP is not available at the moment. Please stay tuned for updates on how to connect.
Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair play and an enjoyable PvP experience for all players. Please refer to our official server forums or Discord server for detailed rules.
To participate in PvP tournaments, keep an eye on announcements in-game, on our Discord server, or on the official forums. Tournaments are typically scheduled in advance and may have specific entry requirements.
Absolutely! We encourage players to form alliances, forge rivalries, and build a strong community within Purple Vanilla. Join our Discord server to meet other players and coordinate with fellow warriors.
Yes, we are constantly working to improve and expand the gameplay experience on Purple Vanilla. Stay tuned for future updates, events, and exciting new features!
Join our server for the chance to ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, participate in epic llama races across the desert, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a magical pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs – they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can uncover the mysteries of our world and claim the ultimate prize.
So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you have what it takes to succeed, even if it means relying on the city’s money to do so. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Minecraft!
So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣
His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷♂️
So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease