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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8863 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.