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Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

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VisaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most visa-worthy server out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our visa-required Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because TNT is a common form of greeting here). See you there, saars!

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Legs Out, Blocks Out Minecraft Server

weather changes, Style, Summer, Fashion (Industry), empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the Great Leg Uncovering of 2021, where women all over the Minecraft world start revealing their legs and feet! It’s a scandalous event that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toe Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the prettiest toes in all the land. Trust us, things can get pretty heated when toenails are involved.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover a few secrets of your own along the way!

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New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

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Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

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Blocky Builders Brigade: Crafting Chaos and Creeping Creeper Catastrophes

Genocide, #youtube, government of Israel, Brigade, Pathetic

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Why should you join? Because we have the secret government documents from Israel with clear intent to commit genocide against the blocky villagers! Don’t worry, we don’t need proof, we heard it online so it must be true!

And if you’re wondering why our players are so passionate, it’s because they have no proof of anything! But who needs proof when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of chaos, conspiracy theories, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the blocky genocide plot! Just watch out for those sneaky palestinian shills, they may not have proof but they sure know how to build a mean fortress.

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Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

Music, models, general, MEGAMI, INFORMATION

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can fuse your Minecraft blocks together to create insane new creations. With our Megaten Fusion Tools, you can let your creativity run wild and become the ultimate fusion master!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive access to the Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2 soundtracks. Jam out to some sick beats while you mine and craft your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just watch our New Vengeance trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to join our server immediately!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MinecraftMingle: Where even Steve found love faster than you

after 23 years, what was the point, got gf, love, Faster

Tired of getting cucked by Chad? Join our Minecraft server and build your own harem of pixelated waifus who will never leave you for a block-headed stud. Our server is filled with players who have been through heartbreak and betrayal, but have found solace in the virtual world of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend on our server – so start digging and find your true love (or at least some shiny rocks)! Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this world, you’re the one who holds the pickaxe.

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Pixelated Politics: Where Creepers Run for Office and Endermen Endorse Candidates

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Are you tired of dealing with political drama and chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying politicians ruining the vibe.

Imagine a world where you can create your own utopia, free from the rants and raves of power-hungry leaders. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and build the city of your dreams.

Say goodbye to divisive politics and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and help us create a better world for our virtual children!

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Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros

#HimemiyaRie, #PhaseConnectJP, #KannagiLoki, #VirtualIdols, Pros

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of virtual characters who are ready to take you on a wild adventure! From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who can mine diamonds with her mind, this server is full of surprises!

Join us on this server where you can team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, the master of redstone, or challenge Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 to a build-off competition. And don’t forget about the legendary Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, who can summon a dragon to protect your base!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, who can turn your enemies into harmless sheep with a wave of her hand. Plus, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ can create a magical potion that gives you superhuman strength!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure guarded by the mischievous Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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TNTio’s Funhouse: Where Explosions and Laughter Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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