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PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2599
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2996	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	82	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	New Chunks Explored:	895615

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Emeralds Found:	4533
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	6986
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!