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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 883 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
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