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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4334 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2704 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7451 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!