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GFunk’s Stank Tank

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4833
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

2ManyTotallyMinecrafters – We’ve Got All The Packs & Ages Except For Wisdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	12

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla
Version	1.20.1
Features	Datapacks, Whitelist, Discord, Hermitcraft-like
Age Requirement	21+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is there an age requirement to join the server?

Yes, players must be 21 years or older to join the 2TMC Minecraft server.

2. Are there any specific mods or datapacks used on the server?

Yes, the server utilizes a variety of datapacks and fabric mods to enhance gameplay. See the lists provided for more information.

3. What are the rules of the server?

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Chat is English only
Non-Destructive Pranks are allowed
Spawn area is for a spawn town
Bases must be built 250 blocks away from Spawn
No duping except for specific items
No combat logging
No taking items/griefing from ruin sites
No hacking or hacked clients
Respect others’ builds and items

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, interested players are required to fill out an application form provided in the server description on Discord.

Crafty Fortnite Fools

Chapter 5 Season 3, Competitive Details, Crafty, Crash the Party, Epic, Epic Tracks, FESTIVAL, Fools, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Free Outfit, homebase.., Hotfix, lego, Leveling Pace, Mission Alerts, Pro Bass, Pro Lead, Quests, rocket racing, Saeko, Season XP, Shop, Stats, stw, Survive the Horde, wrecked

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	144
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with insane quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Join us and crash the party in Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked! Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts for a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while battling creepers and zombies?

Earn XP at a pace that will make your head spin, and embark on mission alerts that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on our Rocket Racing – play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you screaming for more!

But wait, there’s more! Our Fortnite Festival v30.00 will have you rocking out like a pro lead and pro bass player. And our Fortnite Crew May subscription will have you feeling like a total boss with the Saeko skin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and survive the horde in style – because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Creepers and Cake: A Minecraft Adventure

10/10 episode, Adventure, Anime, autism, Cake, comedy, Cooking, CREEPERS, dungeon meshi, Dungeons, Elven race, episode 21, FANTASY, Food, INTERESTING, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, Rating, RPG, SEIYUUS, Tolkien

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1194	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	7988	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a variety of elven races with Seiyuus so epic that even Tolkien himself would be shooketh! Our plot twists are so wild, they’ll have you questioning reality itself. And don’t even get us started on the high levels of autism – it’s like a superpower here! So come join us for an epic adventure that will have you saying, “Can we all agree that it was a 10/10 episode?” – because this server is where the real fun begins!

SphericalMC: Where cubes are so last season! Apply for your VIP circle membership now!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ores Mined:	8401	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

🔥 Sphere MC Minecraft Server Overview 🌎

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	Sphere the Modpack
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum ❗

What Sets Sphere MC Apart?

Sphere MC offers a modded Minecraft experience with a unique blend of mods focused on gameplay and performance. Dive into a world filled with magic, technology, and exploration!

Join Us!

Looking to join our server? Visit https://discord.gg/spheremc to get started!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, we have a whitelist for our community to ensure a friendly and engaging environment.
What is the modpack inspired by?	The modpack was inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but has been trimmed down for better gameplay and performance.
What type of experience can I expect on Sphere MC?	Players can enjoy an immersive world with modded biomes, magic, technology, and a focus on accessibility and engagement.
What is the server’s uptime guarantee?	Sphere MC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts for a seamless experience.

Crafting with Pornhub

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only currency is pornhub merch! That’s right, you can trade in your diamonds for some sexy swag.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a thong made out of emeralds. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in battle, he’ll drop a limited edition pornhub hoodie for you to wear proudly.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret strip club run by zombie pigmen. Who knew the afterlife could be so steamy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and of course, pornhub merch galore!

Prison Protection Agency: Minecraft Edition

2015 agreement, agency.., campaign finance violations, Corruption, criminal charges, David Pecker, Edition, election influence, evidence presentation, hush money payment, Karen McDougal, legal case, Michael Cohen, Minecraft, October 2016, payment, political scandal, Prison, Protection, recorded conversation, secret service protection, STORMY DANIELS, trial evidence, trump

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4537	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6784	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft!

Frankness Network Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, custom enchantments, Donations, Economy, Empty, Enchantments, Exploration, Frankness Network, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, Limited lives system, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Dupe, Pirate, Private in blocks, PvP, Russian, Sandbox, Sharpening objects, Survival, Terraria, Unique, Unique Lifesteal mode, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Unique Lifesteal mode!

? This is a completely new anarchy that you have never seen before!

⚖️ Limited lives system!

⚔️ Private in blocks!

⚒️ Sharpening objects, like in terraria!

? Custom enchantments!

☄️And much more awaits you on Frankness Network! We are waiting for you!

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Vanilla Survival: Where chaos and crossplay collide! No crystals, just PvP madness!

Axes, bedrock, Bows, Builds, Chaos, collide, Conquer, crossplay, crystals, east, Economy, Explore, Geyser, hacked clients, java, madness, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Swords, tnt duplication, Trading, Usa, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Q: Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla Survival?

A: No, we do not allow hacked clients on the server.

Q: Can I use crystal PvP on sVanilla Survival?

A: No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee-based combat.

Q: Are there economy plugins on the server?

A: No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

MineCrafty Saiyans

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball super, dragon ball super broly, Dragon Ball Super ending, dragon ball super manga, dragon ball super movie, dragon ball z, Frieza, Future Trunks, goku, minecrafty, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, universe survival arc, Vegeta

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter dancing creepers, flying pigs, and talking sheep. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see what crazy shenanigans await you next!

AlbanianCraft: Where Europoors learn to love Albanians and build epic worlds together!

AlbanianCraft, albanians, America, appreciation, bronx, BUILD, celebration, Community, culture, Diversity, Epic, Europoors, Event, FESTIVAL, heritage, Honor, Immigrants, learn, love, Multiculturalism, News, pride, solidarity, Traditions, Unity, worlds

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest celebration of Albanian heritage you’ve ever seen! Our virtual festival kicks off this weekend with epic events like sheep herding competitions, traditional dance-offs, and even a virtual feast of baklava and burek. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feta cheese and rakia. So come on down and experience the Albanian party of a lifetime – only on our Minecraft server!