GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Farms Harvested:	450
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Mascot Madness Minecraft Server: Where Cute Characters Rule!

adorable, character design, Characters, cute, cute animals, Cute Characters, digital pets, Entertainment, Fandom, favorite characters, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Irresistible, lovable, love, madness, mascot, Minecraft, Obsession, Passion, rule, Server, video game mascots, video games, virtual world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than a cute video game mascot! That’s right, our server is home to a lovable, cuddly character who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures with a smile on their face.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be home to a secret underground kingdom filled with diamonds, gold, and rare treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the hidden kingdom and claim its riches for themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky journey with our adorable mascot leading the way. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Pixelated Peen Paradise – Server #6969

ai, AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BlackedWaifus, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, general, NovelAI V.3, Paradise, Peen, pixelated, PMV Torrent, Server, Shut Me Up Edition, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8784	Players Killed by Monsters:	4859
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Whiteboy Denial Week every month! Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone in the most epic way possible. Share your edge count with fellow players and see who can hold out the longest!

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3! For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited gens and create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

Join us and use the below tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens, explore our Booru filled with all kinds of wild content, and even learn the BNWO Dictionary to expand your vocabulary.

And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program – earn rewards for your achievements in-game and reach new levels of satisfaction.

With templates, editing tutorials, Discord channels (even if they’re dead), and so much more, this server is the ultimate playground for those looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s have a blast together!

Join OrbitMC, where semi-vanilla is the spice of life! Just like your grandma’s secret recipe!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Star Shards Collected:	157
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

OrbitMC Staff Team

FAQ	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC server?	Visit our Linktree and follow the steps provided to join and get whitelisted.
Is the server only for experienced players?	No, we welcome players of all experience levels to join our community and have fun.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join and play on OrbitMC.

ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

Budget, Canada, chicken, chickencraft, Clucking, Consumer, cost, Currency, Demand, Dinner, Economy, exchange rate, Food, Good, grocery, inflation, market, Meal, meat, Poultry, Prices, shopping, Supply

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Divine Spears Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where chickens rule the land and demand to be paid in maple syrup instead of diamonds. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be on a quest to gather as much maple syrup as possible to keep those demanding chickens happy.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move and skeletons show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking, “How much is chicken in Canada again?”

Nero’s Not-So-Eternal Rest Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, participate in wild treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, and explore secret underground lairs filled with talking cows who give out questionable life advice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ghost of Nero, a legendary player who haunts the land with his mischievous tricks and pranks. Will you be brave enough to face him and earn his respect, or will you end up as just another victim of his ghostly shenanigans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Rest in peace, Nero – your legacy lives on in our server!

HexArchon: Where Everything is Custom Except the Players’ Excuses for Losing

Community, Custom, exclusive, Excuses, free to play, Fresh content, group, HexArchon, High-tier items, Loot, LOSING, multiplayer, new, New Regions, Objectives, Players, playstyles, Quality, RPG, ruins, smp, Solo, Survival, The tags that are not part of the content provided are: Custom MMO, trustworthy, Unique, Updates

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mines Excavated:	2910	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

HexArchon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/warwick-glacierr/">Minecraft Server</a>

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Overview

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 5950X
RAM	3200MHz 16GB
Storage	400GB NVME SSD
Hosted Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.hexarchon.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any technical limitations for Bedrock players?

A: Yes, the Bedrock version has experimental support with some technical limitations to be aware of.

Q: What makes the server unique?

A: The server features custom mobs, items, enchants, dungeons, quests, and more for a unique gameplay experience.

Zeacraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5582	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Criteria	Hypixel	Zeacraft
Player Base	One of the largest Minecraft servers with millions of players	Smaller community server focused on YouTuber Zeabruse’s fans
Game Modes	Wide variety of minigames and custom game modes	Focus on traditional survival and creative modes
Community Events	Frequent events and tournaments	Occasional events organized by Zeabruse
Updates	Regular updates with new content and features	Less frequent updates, but responsive to player feedback
Support	24/7 support for players	Dedicated staff team for assistance

Hypixel FAQ

Q: How many players does Hypixel have?	A: Hypixel has millions of players on its server.
Q: What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer?	A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and custom game modes.
Q: Does Hypixel have regular updates?	A: Yes, Hypixel regularly updates its server with new content and features.
Q: Is there 24/7 support on Hypixel?	A: Yes, Hypixel has 24/7 support for players.

Zeacraft FAQ

Q: What is the focus of Zeacraft?	A: Zeacraft is a community server focused on YouTuber Zeabruse’s fans, but open to everyone.
Q: What game modes are available on Zeacraft?	A: Zeacraft focuses on traditional survival and creative modes.
Q: Are there regular updates on Zeacraft?	A: Updates on Zeacraft are less frequent, but responsive to player feedback.
Q: Is there dedicated staff for assistance on Zeacraft?	A: Yes, Zeacraft has a dedicated staff team to help players.

Minecrafty McMineface – Baldur’s Gate Banter

Baldurs, baldurs gate, banter, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, Karmic Dice, long rest, McMineFace, minecrafty, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’re talking Dangerous Duo Edition, where the only thing more dangerous than the mobs are the players themselves.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, romance, and questionable decisions. Knock out Minthara in Act 1 to recruit her without going down the evil path – sure, you might miss out on a steamy sex scene, but who needs that when you’ve got epic loot to collect?

Choose your path through the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? Take on higher difficulties for the ultimate challenge and bragging rights. And don’t forget to enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of bad luck – unless you’re a true Minecraft warrior, of course.

So why join our server? Because where else can you consume tadpoles without consequences, resist the Dark Urge like a boss, and long rest for those juicy companion interactions? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might just pass that DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a disastrous makeover.

Don’t miss out on the fun – vote on our polls for romance, race, class, and companions, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to conquer the world – one block at a time. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

BoomerCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of getting tackled by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because our server is so lit that even Neymar himself couldn’t handle the heat! With players over 23 years old, you know you’re in for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures. Join now and show Neymar who the real MVP is in the world of Minecraft!

BizzCraft | Free-Build Survival

all ages, BUILD, Building Competitions, Chestshop, Claiming, Claims, Community, community-driven, CurrentVersion, custom enchantments, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Established, family, Familyfriendly, free, free build, Freebuild, Friendly, Fun, games, Grief, Griefprevention, International, join today, Minigames, Mobarena, No Grief, Nogrief, Nongrief, Old, Old server, Optional PvP, original, Paintball, Playershops, PvP, Server Events, Shop, Shops, Spleef, Survival, Updated, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

BizzCraftNo GriefOptional PVPCustom EnchantmentsOver 11 Years Online!Dedicated, Friendly Staff TeamServer Events and GamesBuilding CompetitionsIP: Play.BizzCraft.NetJoin our Discord!

BizzCraft is a community-driven server with over a decade of experience. We’re probably one of the oldest Minecraft servers around! It is a server built for players to share their creations with everyone and express their inner builder. We welcome players of all ages, as well as people from all countries and backgrounds.

If you are looking for a server on which to build, meet friends, and have fun, then BizzCraft is the server for you. Join us at Play.BizzCraft.Net

Join the community today and visit our website atshop.BizzCraft.Net

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