#gfreskin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crops Grown:	7887
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	4047
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Votes:	5475
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Farms Harvested:	807	Love Letters Sent:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7505
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crops Grown:	1966
Emeralds Found:	2740	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Crops Grown:	9598	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ores Mined:	6886
Players Killed by Monsters:	752	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7862
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Magical Moments Shared:	16
New Chunks Explored:	826924	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!