GFNoKidsAllowedServer Minecraft Servers

GFNoKidsAllowedServer Minecraft Servers

  • GFNoKidsAllowedServer

    GFNoKidsAllowedServer
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 8615
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 360
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always on the menu! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and legal battles as you navigate through the turbulent divorce of our players.

    Need a break from the chaos? Take a ski holiday with your virtual kids and ex-wife, all expenses paid! Just make sure to check with your in-game girlfriend first, or face the wrath of her epic meltdowns.

    But wait, there’s more! Attend couples therapy sessions in-game, where your partner may or may not show up. Will you find resolution, or will you end up in virtual storage, hoarding all your belongings for the inevitable breakup?

    Join now for a chance to experience the insanity of relationships, drama, and mail-opening confrontations like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1620
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 231
    Emeralds Found: 4375 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9101
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

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  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5228
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Villages Defended: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 4942
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 6955
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 4536
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Potions Brewed: 101 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Crops Grown: 4935 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 291
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 370
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7825
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

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  • SisterHIPPACraft

    SisterHIPPACraft
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3483
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Crops Grown: 5858 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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  • CatFactsMC SMP

    CatFactsMC SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6517
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Potions Brewed: 34
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

    2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

    3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

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  • BlockyJerkzMC

    BlockyJerkzMC
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 4508
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

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