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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7881 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than my ex’s actions. From building epic structures to surviving in a world full of unexpected twists and turns, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Just like I never knew my ex would try to kill my beloved cat.
With a community as diverse as my ex’s excuses for her actions, you’ll meet players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a cat person, a dog person, or just a person looking for a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than my ex’s attempt to play doctor with my cat. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any funny business like she tried to pull. Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!