GFcontrolGoneWild Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFcontrolGoneWild

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	75
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are as flaky as a creeper explosion! Are you tired of friends who ditch you for last-minute dog grooming sessions? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being ignored for a controlling girlfriend again!

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled friendships that will make you question why you ever bothered leaving your house in the first place. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will actually show up for that scheduled hangout.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than a Minecraft server crash is the loyalty of your in-game friends. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3777
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Void Armor Forged:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2351
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Animals Bred:	145	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	58

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	229
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	981
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchantments Applied:	186
Potions Brewed:	187	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!