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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3196 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
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