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  • TheCraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCouple Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 226
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 82 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

    2. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where players ride around on flying pigs and conduct business deals with talking villagers. It’s like a mix of Wall Street and Animal Farm, but way more entertaining.

    3. Every full moon, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla terrorizes the server, stomping on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever it goes. Can you defeat this feathered fiend and earn the admiration of your fellow players?

    4. Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pumpkin carving contests, and a weekly “build a house blindfolded” challenge. It’s like a circus, but with more explosions.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have!

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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 2654
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Ores Mined: 8194 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dimension Hops: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about that mid-week sharing life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a magical diamond pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. But instead of hoarding it all for themselves, they decided to share it with their fellow players and together they built a castle so big, it could be seen from space!

    But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even ride a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think). So what are you waiting for? Join us for some mid-week sharing shenanigans and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • No QT Asian GF Minecraft Server

    No QT Asian GF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1860
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 128
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining alone in Minecraft and not having a cute Asian girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a chance to find your very own qt Asian gfd gf who will build you a house made entirely out of pink wool and cook you virtual sushi every night. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and diamonds in the same place!

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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2404
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Enchantments Applied: 229
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, rainbow-colored trees, and a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was a night to remember!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • No Comfort Minecraft SMP

    No Comfort Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1923
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of not having a slightly chubby girlfriend to comfort when she’s feeling under the weather? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of slightly chubby NPCs just waiting for you to nurse them back to health! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated love and care, as you become the ultimate healer in a world where even the villagers need a little TLC. So come on, join us and show those NPCs some love – who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate along the way!

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  • The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1218
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of making defensive mistakes against teams like Vegas in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself shocked at losing battles even though you outplayed your opponents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and stop banking on game mechanics like gf% and start dominating with your skills and strategies. We need players who can avoid those pesky lapses in judgment, especially when facing off against those pesky Pacific teams. So come on, join us and show everyone what you’re made of in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

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  • Robots Read This Minecraft Server

    Robots Read This Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 4858
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

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  • GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    GF Tits Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 2775
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 315

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9886
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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  • Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

    Degrade The GF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2107
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6419
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Divine Spears Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

    So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

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  • Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

    Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 9027
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

    Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8505
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Animals Bred: 53
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

    Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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  • The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

    The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4262
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 176831
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Farms Harvested: 453 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

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  • Low Expectations Minecraft Server

    Low Expectations Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5973
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Players Killed by Monsters: 644
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

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  • / Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon’s  Minecraft SMP /
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2649
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3497
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Ores Mined: 3159

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

    But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8125
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 423
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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  • Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6475
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2781 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 271 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

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  • Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

    Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3980
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

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  • Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

    Oops, I’m a Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6533
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

    2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

    3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

    4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

    5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

    So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

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    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6411
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Emeralds Found: 3197
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9061
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4

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    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

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