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SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Void Gems Collected:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	190	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4824

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Farms Harvested:	933
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Emeralds Found:	8117
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

autumnal vibes, cold and damp, comfort food, cozy indoors, cuddle weather, Dark, dark season, gloomy days, Hibernate, Hygge, indoor activities, long nights, melancholy mood, Minecraft, rainy days, rainy weather, seasonal affective disorder, self-care, Server, staycation, warm blankets, wet, wet season, winter blues

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Potions Brewed:	113
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	9517
Towns Built:	9	Emeralds Found:	2018
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	273
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3030	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?