Prideful Phase Minecraft SMP Fans

Show, Expenses, phase, Dedication, Poor

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that our players’ oshis (favorite idols) have decided to cover the costs of the show instead of getting paid for it. That’s right, we’ve got some dedicated fans here who will stop at nothing to make sure their idols shine bright like diamonds in the sky.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so crazy that we’ve had players from third-world countries join and instantly become rich beyond their wildest dreams. It’s like a real-life rags to riches story, but in Minecraft form. Who knew that playing on our server could lead to such insane wealth and success?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for non-stop laughs, wild adventures, and the chance to become besties with your favorite idol, then look no further. Come join us and see just how bonkers things can get in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

getting paid, smp, sacrifice, Saving the World, favorite MC

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

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BanEvader Minecraft Server

unethical behavior, Janny, trolling, SneedThread, unknown

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

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Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

seeking help, recovery journey, paid to watch porn, addicts, mental health

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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CraftyJetScam

counterfeit, Materials, titanium, aerospace, Industry

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, we got more counterfeit titanium than Boeing and Airbus combined! That’s right, we got blocks on blocks of that fake titanium just waiting for you to mine and craft with.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the rare rainbow block hidden deep in the mines, you’ll unlock special powers that let you fly like a chicken with a jetpack. And not just any jetpack, a jetpack made out of pure counterfeit titanium!

So come on down to our server and join the fun. Who needs real titanium when you can have the fake stuff and still rule the skies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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SleepyCraft: Heart Attack Edition

Coexist, SleepyCraft, fear, psychological fear, scary hallucinations

come join our server if you want to experience the thrill of scary hallucinations that will make your weak heart go boom boom and give you a heart attack! who needs a peaceful death in your sleep when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in Minecraft? join now for a chance to face your fears and maybe even pee your pants a little. it's a wild ride, baby!

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EmoCraft: Where Even Autistic Kids Can Read Your Face

social anxiety, emotional intelligence, Read, autism, difficulty recognizing emotions

so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

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Space Cowboys: The Geriatric Edition

Edition, Age 18+, Community, smp, Vanilla

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

Overview:

Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP Minecraft server where every player matters. We have been in business for 1 year and are always looking for new members to join our tight-knit community.

Features:

1. Long-term vanilla world	2. Free community-use creative world
3. Weekly and monthly events	4. Helpful and knowledgeable community
5. Staff that care about player experience

Vanilla World Info:

Server Version: 1.20.4
No world-border
Various recipe add-ons for enhanced vanilla experience
High-end, lag-free hardware

How to join:

To join, simply join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How long has Astros Reach been in business?	Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year.
What version is the server running?	The server is running on version 1.20.4
What is the age requirement to join?	Ages 18 and older only.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a short application.

BlockNation Minecraft Server

violence against minorities, Server, mental health, BlockNation, War

Tired of real life drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! No more struggling, no more PTSD, just pure fun and adventure in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and make friends without worrying about random chinamen or Russians ruining your day. Plus, who needs the real world when you can exist in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us and escape the madness of reality – because let’s be real, who needs that shit anyway?

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CraftyVerse Minecraft Server

Server, Soul, creative writing, Minecraft, Haunting

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being bound in a chair…but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our child-friendly server will have you choking on honey and leather in no time, all while your innocence is being taken away. Watch as your soul is broken and sweet fillings of death immerse your being…just kidding! Our server is all about having a good time and letting your imagination run wild. So come join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories that you won’t find anywhere else!

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Getting Paid

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

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