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BoomerCraft2021

adulting, age, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft2021, embracing change, feeling old, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, life stages, Maturity, moments of realization, personal growth, perspective, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, time passing, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	536964	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Changes in likes, Changes in preferences, changing perspectives, changing tastes, disinterest, DISLIKES, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP, losing interest, Matured preferences, Matured tastes, Preferences, Preferences shift, Shift in interests, Shift in priorities

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape reality for a while! Our server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some epic adventures.

So why wait? Join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, because let’s face it, adulthood is overrated.

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Gods Slained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5994
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

BoomerFeelsOld Minecraft SMP

adulting, aging, aging process, BoomerFeelsOld, creaky joints, feeling old, generation gap, getting older, grey hairs, growing up, memory lane, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past generations, Reminiscing, signs of aging, small things, smp, time flies, time passing, wisdom lines, wrinkles, youthful days

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8933

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where we have villagers that will trade you for your youth! That’s right, trade in your old age for some shiny emeralds and never feel old again! Our server is filled with so much energy, you’ll be doing parkour like a teenager in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to feeling old, because on our SMP, age is just a number (and a tradeable commodity)!

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8916
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

BoomerBlockz

aging, aging gracefully, aging mindset, aging process, BoomerBlockz, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, habits, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, time passing, wisdom

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mines Excavated:	3621	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Then join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely of candy, ride unicorns through enchanted forests, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring adult world behind and join our wacky and whimsical Minecraft server today!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft, Decreased energy, Experience, getting older, grey hair, growing old, health concerns, joint pain, Life Changes, Longevity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, signs of aging, slow metabolism, smp, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft SMPs and how you used to dominate with your epic builds and redstone contraptions. But fear not, because our server is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against mobs and other players. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft SMP crisis instead? Join now and relive your glory days of blocky fun!

BoomerBlockz

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlockz, changes, changing attitudes, changing outlook, changing preferences, DISLIKES, evolving mindset, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, Maturity, personal growth, Preferences, shifting interests, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5145	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Join our Minecraft server and relive your youth with a community of players who never grew up! Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and unleash your inner child in a world where responsibilities don’t exist. Our server is so addictive, even grandma can’t stop playing – she’s currently leading a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! So why wait? Join now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, minus the bedtime curfew.

BoomerBlocks

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlocks, changing preferences, changing tastes, DISLIKES, dislikes growing, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, maturing tastes, Maturity, Preferences, preferences changing, shifting perspectives, shifting preferences

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the woes of adulthood and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and bizarre sense of humor.

So why waste your time growing older and more jaded when you can join our server and embrace your inner child? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	2449
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	1130	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	638	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	234
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

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1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

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