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  • Horrifying Minecraft Server

    Horrifying Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    You know you’re getting old when you start reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Minecraft, when you used to spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs. But fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. Our community is full of quirky characters, from a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a mischievous enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary legend of the legendary legend. Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our world lies a mythical creature known as the Diamond Dragon, who guards a hoard of precious gems beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face this fearsome foe and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WaterCooledAI

    WaterCooledAI

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered if humans are actually just water-cooled A.I.? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, we dive deep into the existential questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us for a wild ride where we ponder the mysteries of creationism and why we sweat to reduce body temp. Are we just advanced robots powered by H2O? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    So come on, join us and unleash your inner philosopher while crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where anything is possible. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? Let’s get weird and build some crazy stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SpiderCraft500mil

    SpiderCraft500mil

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this server cuz we got a 500 million-year-old fossil that is, like, the great great great great granddaddy of all spiders, man. can u believe it? u can dig it up and put it in yo house and be like, “yeah, i got a piece of history right here, bro.” plus, this fossil gives u special spider powers in the game, like shooting webs and climbing walls. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a part of this epic spider lineage journey.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TickSon 1.16.5 everyone is invited to the Ukrainian Minecraft server

    TickSon 1.16.5 everyone is invited to the Ukrainian Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    group in tg – https://t.me/ticksonofficial

    channel in tt-@ticksonua

    51.77.33.154

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Imperfect SMP: Where You’ll Never Find Perfection like Java 1.21 on Hermitcraft, but At Least We’re LGBTQ+ Friendly!

    The Imperfect SMP: Where You’ll Never Find Perfection like Java 1.21 on Hermitcraft, but At Least We’re LGBTQ+ Friendly!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview of Perfectum SMP Server

    Server Type Semi-vanilla, survival
    Age Requirement 15+
    Server Features
      • Moderated gameplay
      • Custom server seed
      • Dedicated Discord application process
      • Suggestion channel with voting system
      • Unique datapacks
      • Regular events
      • BlueMap integration
      • 300+ members community

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is this a vanilla Minecraft server? No, it is a semi-vanilla server with selected plugins for performance and gameplay enhancements.
    What is the age requirement to join? Players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
    How do I apply to join the server? Visit the Discord server linked in the post and follow the application process provided.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, the server hosts both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged.
    Can I suggest changes or new features for the server? Yes, there is a suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to ensure every voice is heard.
    How quickly can I expect a response to my application? You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • QuintCraft Minecraft Server

    QuintCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all quint lovers out there! Join us and choose your favorite quint to play as – whether it’s the sassy one, the clumsy one, or even the one with the mysterious past (spoiler alert: it involves a llama and a time machine).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quint Olympics, where players compete in wacky challenges like llama racing, potato sack jumping, and synchronized block building. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the quint-tastic adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WowCraft Minecraft Server

    WowCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BdayBash Minecraft Server

    BdayBash Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for the most insane adventures and outrageous stories! Just like the time when Tina’s friend Brian tried to make her relapse with drugs, but now he wants to apologize to her husband in the game! Will you forgive him or start a virtual war? Trust your gut and join us for some crazy fun! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadEnvyCraft

    DadEnvyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

    So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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