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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9459 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 191 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.
Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.
So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.