getting fat – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ChunkCraft: FatFails
body acceptance, body image, body shaming, Body transformation, ChunkCraft, clothing size, dieting struggles, emotional impact, exercise habits, FatFails, Former skinny, getting fat, health concerns, lifestyle changes, physical discomfort, reddit, self esteem, societal pressure, weight gain, weight management, weight stigma
Are you tired of being a former skinny legend and ready to embrace your inner chunky monkey? Then join our Minecraft server, where we provide a virtual buffet of delicious pixels for you to feast on! Say goodbye to counting calories and hello to counting diamonds as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Bacon Sword and battle the evil Cookie Monster boss. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so immersive, you might actually start gaining real-life weight just from playing. So come join us and let’s get thicc together! #ChunkyIsTheNewSkinny #PixelPoundsForDays

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Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4
1.20.4, Awful, body image issues, bulimia, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, gender stereotypes, getting fat, gross, Men, mental health, mental illness, mystic, porn addiction, psychological distress, Quests, Realm, self-destructive behavior, self-mutilation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, unhealthy coping strategies, unhealthy habits, Women
Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind!

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YeehawNotInUSA Minecraft SMP
Adapting, Adjusting, anticipation, Culture Shock, foreign country, future plans, Gaining Weight, getting fat, hasn’t moved to America, immigration, international move, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Moving, new beginnings, new environment, prepping for move, Relocation, settling in, smp, starting fresh, weight gain, YeehawNotInUSA
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even before setting foot in America, you’re already getting fat from all the virtual snacks you’ll be munching on! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and mountains of virtual ice cream. Who needs real food when you can feast like a king in our world?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who trade in rare, enchanted spuds. Will you uncover their starchy secrets and become the potato kingpin of the server?
So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most food-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to expand your virtual waistline as you indulge in all the delicious delights our server has to offer.

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TheosisMC

added features, auction house, bedrock edition, Cosmetics, Cross-Platform Friend, crowbar, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, expensive, Grief Protection, Hardcore, in-game shops, java edition, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, player-driven, premium rank, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vanilla, Vip

TheosisMC Server Overview:

Features	Hardcore survival multiplayer
Supported Editions	Java Edition and Bedrock Edition
Main Features	An economy-driven gameplay with player-to-player trading Land claiming system for base protection Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Pay-to-Win	Non-pay-to-win with cosmetic VIP rank
Server Address	play.theosismc.com
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is TheosisMC server about?	TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer server for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition with unique gameplay features.
How can I join the server?	You can use the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a friend on Xbox/cross-platform to join.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win with a cosmetic VIP rank.
What are the main features of the server?	The server features an economy-driven gameplay, land claiming system, and custom items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life.

Anti Love Zone 1.20.2
1.20.2, alone, Anti, anti-valentine, bitter, celebration, Cupid, dislike, February 14th, hate, HEARTBREAK, loathe, long tail, love, negative emotions, now.., Over.., relationship, Resentment, Romantic, single, tags, Valentine’s Day, Zone
Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!
On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?
So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!

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BroSpeak Minecraft Server
BroSpeak, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, dinner time, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, hurtful comments, lisp, Minecraft, parenting, recording, scolding, Server, sibling relationship, speech impairment, threat, toxic behavior, verbal abuse
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to threaten to throw away your virtual food if you mispronounce it! Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with lisp-like speech patterns.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!

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Mommy’s Money Mix-Up
college expenses, college fund, college savings, college savings stolen, family betrayal, family conflict, family loyalty, financial betrayal, financial deception, financial fairness, financial responsibility, inheritance issues., mixup, Mommys, MONEY, parental decisions, sibling rivalry, sibling support, stepbrother’s tuition, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily relationships, trust broken
Are you tired of your Minecraft savings being spent on someone else’s tuition without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server where we promise not to touch your hard-earned diamonds for anyone else’s benefit!
Imagine logging in one day to find out that your precious emeralds were used to pay for your stepbrother’s enchanted armor. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your resources will be safe from any sneaky family members trying to steal them.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot just because they made poor financial decisions. Join our server and build your empire without worrying about someone else’s tuition fees draining your hard-earned loot.
So come on over and join us, where your diamonds are yours and yours alone. No more sharing with stepbrothers or anyone else trying to mooch off your success. Let’s mine and craft in peace, away from the drama of family finances gone wrong!

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Time Looped: Mine for Eternity
Cycle, Endless, ETERNAL, Eternity, Groundhog day, hour, Infinite, Life, Looped, never ending, never escape, Paradox, past, Repetitive, Stuck, temporal anomaly, Time, Time Loop, time manipulation, time travel, Trapped
Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.
So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!

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CommuniCraft: ChinaEU LOL
China, ChinaEU, collaboration, Communication, CommuniCraft, cooperation, cross-cultural communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomacy talks, diplomatic relations, enhance communication, EU, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, international dialogue, international relations, lol, negotiations, Partnership, Trade, WILLINGNESS
so, like, this server is like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Pixel Planet Evolution
Civilization, Development, discovery, Evolution, Existence, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, foothold, human life, Intelligent Life, Life Elsewhere, new model, Origins, PIXEL, planet, planetary evolution, Possibility, research, Science, Space, theory, Universe
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE PLANETARY EVOLUTION BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. U CAN BE A HUMAN OR AN ALIEN OR WHATEVER U WANT. MAYBE U’LL FIND INTELLIGENT LIFE IN DA UNIVERSE, LIKE A VILLAGER WHO CAN ACTUALLY HOLD A DECENT CONVERSATION. OR MAYBE U’LL JUST FIND A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES WHO CAN’T SPELL THEIR OWN NAMES. WHO KNOWS? COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES U CAN HAVE. MAYBE U’LL EVEN FIGURE OUT WHY CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD. LOLZ.

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Mystic Realm 1.21.2
1.21.2, Appearance, Blond, BLONDE, Blonde hair, cultural perceptions, discrimination, ethnicity, hair color, Identity, jew, Jewish, labeling, mystic, physical appearance, prejudice, Realm, Religion, religious identity, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you choose between being a Jew or a Blonde? Well, on this server, you can be both at the same time! Join now for the ultimate identity crisis experience!
Want to build a synagogue next to a hair salon? This is the place for you! Embrace the chaos and confusion as you navigate through a world where anything is possible.
Experience the thrill of trying to explain to your friends why you’re a Jewish blonde in Minecraft. It’s a conversation starter like no other!
Join today and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and yourself. Don’t miss out on the madness!

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JoblessCraft
JoblessCraft
Have you ever wanted to quit your job in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We have had players who were so inspired by the creativity and freedom on our server that they quit their jobs on the spot just to spend more time building and exploring in our virtual world.
One player, let’s call him Steve, was working as a boring accountant when he stumbled upon our server. After spending just a few hours mining diamonds and battling creepers, he realized that his true calling was to be a master builder in our Minecraft universe. So, he marched into his boss’s office, yelled “I quit!”, and never looked back.
Another player, let’s call her Alex, was a high-powered lawyer who was tired of the stress and pressure of her job. But after joining our server and experiencing the tranquility of farming and fishing, she decided that she would rather spend her days tending to her virtual crops than arguing in a courtroom. So, she dramatically threw her briefcase out the window and declared herself a full-time Minecraft player.
If you’re ready to take the leap and join a community where creativity knows no bounds and the possibilities are endless, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you may just find yourself quitting your job on the spot too!

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CraftyProtesters
activism, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, civil liberties, civil society, CraftyProtesters, Democracy, democracy movement, eastern europe, Fighting, freedom of speech, georgia, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, opposition, Political unrest, protest movement, protest tactics, Protesters, resistance, Russian pivot
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil georgia government trying to take away our blocky freedom! we are like the rebels in star wars but with pickaxes and creepers instead of lightsabers and stormtroopers. join us in our quest to keep the server free from the russian pivot, whatever that means. build your own rebel base, mine for diamonds to fund our rebellion, and battle against the evil georgia government in epic pvp battles. come join us and be a hero in the fight for blocky freedom!

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