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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4945 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 2492 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has been known to host tea parties in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted toilet hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And if you manage to tame a pig riding a chicken, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!