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He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchantments Applied:	209
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ores Mined:	2856	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

The one… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2605

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Guess which one is getting a sequel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Oh, and did we mention there’s a llama riding competition every Sunday? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss that.

GoldDigger Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	84	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of endlessly searching for gold in Minecraft, only to have it snatched away by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-gold-stealing policy! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about someone swooping in and taking all your hard-earned loot. Join us and finally get that gold without any pesky thieves ruining your day!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Votes:	7209	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	7354	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Emeralds Found:	5624	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Believe Me, Kuuko is Dead – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	982389
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen – including the tragic demise of our beloved player Kuuko. But don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points and diamond armor to go around!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Chokmah, Circles, clubs, Dragon.., escort, Friends, general, guides, Hards, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, kaede, Kaho, Kirara, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, The Tree of Sephiroth, TORTOISE, Tsukuyo, working together

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2678
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-bending challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Unburdened Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your past Minecraft worlds on your shoulders? Do you long for a fresh start where you can leave all your creeper explosions and failed redstone contraptions behind? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.

Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4456
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!

Quick Minecraft SMP international question: who is the president of the United…

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5398	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mines Excavated:	3168	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1766

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone! You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more! More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /likeWaiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru Port: 19132 Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

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Sky Fist Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you a fan of Fist of the North Star and wondering if Fist of the Blue Sky is worth reading? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft server is like diving into the epic world of Fist of the Blue Sky, but with creepers and zombies instead of martial arts battles! Picture this: instead of Kenshiro, you’ll be building your own empire and fighting off hordes of enemies with your trusty pickaxe and sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground city full of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined. So come join us and experience the ultimate Fist of the Blue Sky adventure in the world of Minecraft!

The Shiori Novella Part 2 – Chapter 5, Page 1168 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7648	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	744

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – in this server, we don’t wear clothes. That’s right, we smite clothing in Heaven’s stead! Imagine roaming around the virtual world butt-naked, swinging your diamond sword with pride.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!

Squat City Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

> he didn’t upgrade his PC to play… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7310
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as possible!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!