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> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Blocky Puzzles Gettin’ Jiggly with It

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of jigsaw puzzles to a whole new level! Instead of just putting together boring old pictures, imagine assembling a puzzle made entirely of exploding creepers, diamond swords, and giant blocks of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that even the pieces themselves are alive! They’ll jump around, make funny faces, and even try to trick you into putting them in the wrong spot. It’s like playing a game of puzzle tag with a bunch of mischievous puzzle pieces!

And if you think you’re a puzzle master, think again. Our puzzles are so challenging that even the Ender Dragon would have a hard time putting them together. But don’t worry, we have power-ups like enchanted puzzle pieces and puzzle-solving potions to help you out.

So come join us on our server and get ready for a puzzle experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the puzzles have a sense of humor!

BloodCraft: Gettin’ YouTube Ads for Donations!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	368799
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things are always wild and wacky! We’ve got players donating blood to get ads on Jewtube – that’s right, Jewtube! And watch out for the pandemic of the vaccinated, they’re coming in hot and ready to take over the world – all in the virtual land of Minecraft, of course. So come on, join us for crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in a Minecraft server before!

StepKidSnubbedMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4360	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of feeling like the financial underdog in your own household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to provide for is your virtual farm!

Imagine a world where your spouse’s exes are actually helpful and contribute to the household expenses. On our server, you can build a virtual mansion with your virtual riches and show off to all the other players.

Forget about real-life financial obligations and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. Join now and leave all your financial worries behind!

Blockin’ Love Quest

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of being single because you spend all your time playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of pixelated romance and adventure. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and creepers to bond over? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

Girl’s Self-Insert Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where girls are a rare sight? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are constantly self-inserting left and right! Join in on the fun and see just how many girls you can spot building epic structures and slaying zombies with their diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of too much block-building on the human brain. Will you become a master builder or lose your mind in a sea of pixelated blocks? There’s only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. And who knows, you might even find love among the creepers and skeletons. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Spot Bot AI Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	8676	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of bots pretending to be real players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bot-free zone! We have a strict “no bots allowed” policy and our admin team is constantly on the lookout for any sneaky AIs trying to infiltrate our ranks.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to meet some truly wacky characters. From a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of llamas who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds. On our server, you’ll stumble upon chests filled with enchanted gear, rare items, and even the occasional slice of pizza (because why not?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

DadlessLunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	236	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5337
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

Are you tired of dealing with clingy parents in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your dad wanting to have lunch with you on campus again! Our virtual world is a parent-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any family drama.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a parent-free experience, but we also have exclusive events like “Dad-Free Fridays” where you can enjoy uninterrupted gameplay without any parental interruptions. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for independence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to awkward lunch dates with dad. It’s time to take control of your own virtual destiny and build the life you’ve always wanted – no parents allowed!

MomDrainer420

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

MovieLoverMC SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Votes:	4205
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7799	Votes:	8287
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!