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> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2257
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Blocky Puzzles Gettin’ Jiggly with It

blocky, brain teasers, cardboard puzzles, Challenging, creativity, Entertainment, family activity, fine motor skills, Fun, Gettin, hobby, interlocking pieces, jiggly, Jigsaw puzzles, mindfulness, picture assembly, plastic puzzles, problem solving, Puzzle Games, Puzzles, Relaxation, spatial reasoning, stress relief, wooden puzzles

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Towns Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of jigsaw puzzles to a whole new level! Instead of just putting together boring old pictures, imagine assembling a puzzle made entirely of exploding creepers, diamond swords, and giant blocks of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that even the pieces themselves are alive! They’ll jump around, make funny faces, and even try to trick you into putting them in the wrong spot. It’s like playing a game of puzzle tag with a bunch of mischievous puzzle pieces!

And if you think you’re a puzzle master, think again. Our puzzles are so challenging that even the Ender Dragon would have a hard time putting them together. But don’t worry, we have power-ups like enchanted puzzle pieces and puzzle-solving potions to help you out.

So come join us on our server and get ready for a puzzle experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the puzzles have a sense of humor!

BloodCraft: Gettin’ YouTube Ads for Donations!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	3809	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things are always wild and wacky! We’ve got players donating blood to get ads on Jewtube – that’s right, Jewtube! And watch out for the pandemic of the vaccinated, they’re coming in hot and ready to take over the world – all in the virtual land of Minecraft, of course. So come on, join us for crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in a Minecraft server before!

CraftyNigga’s Server – Join the Fun!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to the most hilariously absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is so diverse that you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wacky that even the blocks have a sense of humor. You’ll never know what to expect when you’re mining for diamonds or building a castle. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or perhaps you’ll come across a village where all the villagers speak in puns.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s chaos at its finest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so unpredictable that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. So come on down and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PUMA’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, back and forth, clash, culmination, Diamond League, Epic, iconic athletes, july 2023, Legendary, Letzigrund Stadium, Loser, Meeting, Minecraft, partner, PUMA, PUMAS, red bull, sexual spoil of war., Simmering, smp, track stars, Weltklasse Zürich, winner

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	189
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5805	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where two track stars are going head-to-head in a battle for dominance! Hosted by PUMA, Red Bull, and Weltklasse Zürich, this server is where legends are made and rivalries are settled.

Join us as these two iconic athletes clash at the legendary Letzigrund Stadium on Wednesday, September 4th. Will they build the fastest redstone contraptions or race to mine the most diamonds? The stakes are high, and the competition is fierce.

But wait, there’s a twist! The loser may have to give their in-game partner to the winner as a “sexual spoil of war”! Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Join now and witness the drama unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

GrannyGriefMC

adult relationships, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, emotional boundaries, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family secrets, forgiveness, Generational conflict, grandmother, GrannyGriefMC, half-sister, intergenerational relationships, mother-daughter relationships, personal boundaries, reconciliation, retirement community, sibling relationships

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	726
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds that make the Kardashians look tame.

Imagine a world where players track down long-lost relatives against their wishes, only to be banned from the community for their meddling ways. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Jerry Springer.

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

JoyfulBlock SMP

appreciation, Contentment, daily delights, daily joys, everyday bliss, everyday contentment, everyday gratitude, everyday happiness, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness in little things, joy, JoyfulBlock, little things, mindfulness, simple happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6904
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mines Excavated:	1568

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond in a pile of gravel! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret village hidden deep within the mountains where villagers trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FoodCraft: The Ultimate Hunger Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you can only eat one food for the rest of your virtual life. But don’t worry, it’s not just any food – it’s enchanted golden apples! Imagine munching on those shiny, golden treats all day long while battling dragons and exploring hidden dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you eat enough enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your hands. Who needs boring old steak when you can have magical apple powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest food-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DroneWarsMC

advancement, aggression, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Military, military tactics, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ores Mined:	5195
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out with drones but in minecraft world!!! u can be part of the action and help ukraine advance deeper into russia’s territory by building epic bases and crafting powerful weapons!!! who needs real war when u can have virtual war in minecraft??? join now for the ultimate battle experience!!!

BlissfulBlockheads

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mines Excavated:	2520
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

So, like, come join dis server, cuz we got unicorns ridin’ pigs and chickens wearin’ top hats! You wanna see a cow doin’ the moonwalk? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the creepers throwin’ a disco party in the mineshaft!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.

So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?

5SecCouplesArgueFun

5SecCouplesArgueFun, anger management, communication skills, conflict management, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples arguments, couples therapy, de-escalation techniques, emotional regulation, emotional wellbeing, Five-second breaks, healthy relationships, mental health, mindfulness, preventing escalation, relationship advice, relationship tips, self-care, stress reduction

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	2855	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Votes:	5613
Animals Bred:	125	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like five-second breaks for couples’ arguments but in minecraft form! just take a five-second break from ur mining or building to defuse any conflicts u may have with other players. it’s proven to be just as effective as 10 or 15-second breaks in preventing escalation of drama. so come join us and experience the magic of minecraft therapy! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of that? join now and let the craziness begin!

Avacraft

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

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GymliNET Anarchy

1.20.1, 2b2t style, Anarchy, Anticheat, GymliNET, Minecraft, Optimization, Plugins, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Animals Bred:	75	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	93	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

2b2t-style anarchy server, running 1.20.1. Will never be updated on an always-on server. Completely vanilla experience, as the only mods are just optimization and anticheat plugins.

www.gymli.org:36600