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FinalAntagonist Minecraft Server

BOMBED, cuckdom, Dead, eren, Eternity, final antagonist, FinalAntagonist, gets the girl, gives up, Minecraft, outdo, plan succeed, plowed, series, Server, world created, YUJI

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of being the side character in your own story like Eren? Do you want to be the ultimate antagonist and have your plans actually succeed like Yuji? Join our Minecraft server and create your own world where you call the shots! Plus, you’ll have the chance to get the girl of your dreams and not end up in eternal cuckdom like poor Eren. Don’t wait for your world to get bombed, join us now and create a world that will last for eternity!

DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, DatelessDudes, DATING, dating challenges, dating preferences, dating struggles, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP

#revelation, animated, cartoon, Characters, Comic, ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP, discovery, Friends, Frog, funny, Hidden Gem, humor, internet, meme, new, PALS, Pepe, Popular, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1299
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real action happens! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Pepe and his pals have their own comic book series. That’s right, Pepe the frog is the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!

ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

atypical skill, bizarre claim, eccentric trait, idiosyncratic talent, odd boast, odd skill, offbeat talent, outlandish boast, peculiar accomplishment, peculiar quirk, peculiar strength, quirky skill, strange ability, strange brag, unconventional strength, unconventional talent, unique talent, unusual achievement, weird flex, weird talent, WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchantments Applied:	146

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

CraftyGonzalez, Democracy, democracy in Venezuela, democratic process, election results, electoral victory, foreign policy, González, Government, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, opposition candidate, political recognition, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, winner

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Votes:	2493	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5177	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	655000

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crops Grown:	7158	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Villages Defended:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

Bonding, catch up, Connection, Entertainment, Friends, Gaming, Hangout, last time, Long Time, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pandemic, Quarantine, reunion, Server, socializing, streaming, StreamTeam, Technology, together, video games, virtual

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

WeirdoCraft SMP – >You’re weird

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, Curious, different, eccentric, gtYoure, idiosyncratic, individualistic, Kooky, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Singular, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers did the Macarena. If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Disco Sheep. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!