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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6420 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.
So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!