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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6847 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 5318 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).