Goofy Max Minecraft SMP

Charm, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny bone, funny guy, get the girl, goofiness, goofy, goofymax, humor, humor skills, improv comedy, jokes, Laughter, making people laugh, Max, Minecraft, Personality, sense of humor, smp, stand up comedy, WIT

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Votes:	5802
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	152
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where being the funny guy might just land you a virtual girlfriend! Join us for a chance to show off your comedic chops and win the hearts of your fellow players with your hilarious antics.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the laughs are non-stop. From epic pranks to ridiculous builds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So strap in, grab your joke book, and get ready to goofymax your way to victory!

Who knows, you might just find yourself in a Minecraft love story for the ages. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter begin!

AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!

Architects, AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, Economy, Griefers, Griefing, guides, HACKING, Join, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, multiple worlds, Player Trading, real, redstone contraptions, rules, smp, Spamming, Survival, teleport commands, Xray

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Buildings Constructed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Server
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
Part of a growing network with creative server.
External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Please use common sense

If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply for the server?

A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.

Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?

A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.

Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.

Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.

Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abortion, biological children, Chad, Chad Criteria, Chads, Cheating, child support, Crafty, death, feats, financial support, impregnation, male prostitution, Minecraft, Modeling, murder, physical fight, Polygynous Relationship, rape, Regain Status, Server, sex work

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Towns Built:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	206
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3724
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	106	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6176	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3257
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

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