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  • Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire

    Minecraft SMP: Meme Posting Extraordinaire
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4308
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle. Plus, our community is so hilarious that posting a meme is the reason we all get out of bed in the morning. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWakeUpLand

    CraftyWakeUpLand
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 666
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WakeUpCraft SMP

    WakeUpCraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7472
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8547
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

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    Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

    DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2762
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

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    Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBraNoProbsMC

    NoBraNoProbsMC
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 2299
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Crops Grown: 8335
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

    Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

    Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

    So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

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  • CraftyCensorMCServ

    CraftyCensorMCServ
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8431
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1227
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2208
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

    join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

    but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

    so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6962
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 667 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

    Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1448
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 84 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Farms Harvested: 743
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

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    Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

    Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

    So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

    TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3077
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 743 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Dimension Hops: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

    Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

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  • Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

    Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3114
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 116 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

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    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

    Server Information:

    IP moonbat.ddns.net
    Version 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

    A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

    Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

    Q: How often does the server get updated?

    A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

    Q: Do you run player events on the server?

    A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

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  • Banhammered Minecraft Server

    Banhammered Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 2611
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4497
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Star Shards Collected: 103

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

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