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RentRageCraft
Communication Issues, roommate communication, roommate agreement, roommate expectations, uncomfortable living situationWelcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the roommate situation of our admin’s ex-boyfriend’s cousin’s best friend’s neighbor’s dog sitter!Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two players who haven’t communicated since the last update. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will they ever acknowledge each other’s existence? Who knows, but it sure is entertaining to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of a player who is living in someone else’s base rent-free, all while saving up for a brand new diamond sword… I mean car. Will they ever contribute to the rent? Will they ever learn basic manners? Tune in to find out!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such riveting tales of roommate drama and financial irresponsibility while building your dream castle out of pixelated blocks? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now!
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ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!
Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
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Territorial Tussle: Mine or Yours?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, come join our server where we don’t mess around! We have a strict “get out of my territory” policy, so if you see someone encroaching on your land, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your turf like a boss.But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
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EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!
Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good! -
CraftyRefugees
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me. -
OG PVP Lifesteal: Where Netherite is Banned and Crystal PvP is a Myth. Join Now!
OG PVP Lifesteal Server Overview
Server Type PvP Prohibited Items Totems of Undying, Netherite, Ender Crystals, Respawn Anchors, Ender Pearls, Riptide Tridents, Elytras Unique Features Easier PvP for new players, Easy adjustment for long-time players, Less grinding, More fun If you’re interested in joining, apply here on our Discord server. We accept plenty of people and the process is easy. We can’t wait to see you soon!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I use totems of undying on the server? No, totems of undying are prohibited on our server. Are netherite items allowed? No, netherite items are not allowed on the server. Can I use ender pearls for PvP? No, ender pearls are banned while fighting someone on the server. Is there a specific process for joining the server? Yes, you can apply on our Discord server with the provided link. The process is simple and we accept plenty of applicants. -
SnackAttack Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner! -
PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?
But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.
So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!