get me outta here remix – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WestFall Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, cultural decline, double standards, ethical boundaries, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Infidelity, Minecraft, Misogyny, modern society, moral decay, relationships, Server, social commentary, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal norms, societal taboos, traditional values, western culture, western women, Westfall

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server! The west may have fallen, but our server is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. Join us as we explore the depths of insanity and uncover the truth behind why western women are like this. From scandalous affairs with man’s best friend to questionable relationships with offspring, our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get crazy.

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PupCraft Minecraft Server

Archive, Canine heritage, Canine records, dog, Dog ancestry, Dog archive, Dog breed information, Dog data, Dog documentation, Dog genealogy, Dog historical records, Dog history, Dog information, Dog library, Dog lineage, Dog museum, Dog preservation, Dog records, Dog research, Historical dog data, Long tail tags: Pet history, Minecraft, PupCraft, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Dog Archive! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can pit your Minecraft pets against each other for glory and prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dog King, a giant canine ruler who demands tribute in the form of bones and treats. If you can appease him, he may grant you special powers to use in the game.

And if that’s not enough, we also have a rare breed of flying dogs that you can ride around the server, soaring through the skies like a majestic pooch. So what are you waiting for? Join Dog Archive today and unleash the doggy madness!

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DadCraft: NoGiftsNoProblem

acknowledgement, celebration, Communication, Conflict, DadCraft, Disappointment, Expectations, Family Reunion, Father’s Day, feelings, Forgotten, Gratitude, Kids, NoGiftsNoProblem, overreacting, quality time, special weekend, stress, travel, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a forgotten father on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to vent about your unappreciative family while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We understand the pain of being overshadowed by Mother’s Day celebrations and family reunions. That’s why our server is the perfect place to escape and let out your frustrations in a healthy and creative way. Build a giant “Happy Father’s Day” sign or create a secret lair where you can hide from your family’s neglect.

Don’t let your family’s lack of acknowledgment ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and find solace in the company of fellow forgotten fathers. Who needs a fancy meal or spa day when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Let’s turn those Father’s Day blues into building blocks of fun and adventure!

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GrannyCraft: Paid Babysitting Services

Babysitting, caregiving, childcare, childcare benefits, eldercare, extended family, family bonding, family care, family leave, Family Support, grandkids, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, intergenerational support, paid, paid leave, paid time off, parental leave, Services, social policy, Sweden, Swedes, work flexibility, work-life balance

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where grandparents get PAID to take care of their grandkids! That’s right, folks, we’re breaking boundaries here!

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic saga of Granny vs. Creeper, where Grandma Mildred takes on hordes of explosive mobs armed only with her knitting needles and a fierce determination to protect her precious grandbabies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Grandpa Bob, who single-handedly built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his grandkids. And let’s not forget about Aunt Sally, who tamed a pack of wild wolves to protect her nephews and nieces from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! Grandma-approved and Creeper-proof, this server is where the real fun begins. See you there, gamers!

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SquishySeasMC

air compression, buoyancy, Deep Sea, density, Environmental Science, fluid dynamics, hydrodynamics, Marine Biology, marine science, Natural phenomena, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, oceanography, oceans, PHYSICS., scientific discovery, shallow oceans, SquishySeasMC, Underwater, water compression, water pressure

come join our epic minecraft server where the oceans are as shallow as a kiddie pool because the water compresses like air! dive in and swim with the fishes without getting your hair wet, it’s a wacky underwater adventure like no other!

build your underwater kingdom and rule over the sea creatures like a true aquatic overlord. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride dolphins and battle sharks in epic underwater battles.

but that’s not all! our server also has flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. yes, you heard that right – cheese land!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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KalipsetCraft Minecraft Server

Development, Discord, donation, Friend, Game, Garbage, greetings, KalipsetCraft, kind administration, minecraft server, night vibe, normal, Parkour, Project, Pure, role-play, Spleef, Support, Survival, Traveler, Waiting

Greetings, traveler, do you want to play a normal Minecraft server without donations and all sorts of garbage?!

You are welcome to join us, my friend!

We have all:

• Kind administration, night vibe with the administration in discord?

• Pure survival

• Role-Play

We are waiting for you! Yes, EXACTLY YOU AT OUR GAME PROJECT •KalipsetCraft•

Support the project with a donation for development: https://donations.com/r/zexfolloff/

185.9.145.8:39242

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1.21 Minecraft SMP for noobs/pros! But definitely not ice cream flavored.

1.21, Assistance, Chill, Code, Contact, cream, Create, Discord, Faster, Flavored, Friends, group, Ice, Join, Link, Minecraft, noobspros, Personal, regular, Server, smp, Vanilla, Version

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Version	1.21
Discord	Join Discord
Contact	_forgods.sake

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing group?	Yes, there are small groups for you to join on the server.
Can I create my own group?	Yes, you can create your own personal group on the server.
What version of Minecraft does the server use?	The server uses the newest version of Minecraft, 1.21.
Is the server faster than regular servers?	Yes, the server is faster than regular servers so you can enjoy the newest and best version of Minecraft.
How can I get assistance?	Contact “_forgods.sake” for any assistance you may need.

CraftyMANS Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, CraftyMANS, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Music, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have players with jackets that are way too big for their gotdamn bodies! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Our players include Regis Altare, who once built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. Axel Syrios is known for creating a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. And Gavis Bettel once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Machina X Flayon is rumored to have discovered a secret underground city filled with treasure. Banzoin Hakka once built a working time machine out of redstone and obsidian. And Josuiji Shinri is said to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with players like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper (our alumnus) leading the way.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your oversized jacket and hop on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

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PixelPlay Minecraft Server

13 YEAR OLD GIRL, 2015, allegations, ASHLEY, C-SPAN, child abuse, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, ELITE RAPISTS, Evidence, Exploitation, investigation, joe biden, Minecraft, PixelPlay, political scandal, SENATE CEREMONIAL SWEARING, Server, sexual misconduct, UNDERAGE PORN FILM, Victims

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality! We have secret government conspiracies, hidden messages in Senate ceremonies, and even Joe Biden allegedly confessing to some shady stuff on live TV. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can uncover the truth behind it all on ours? Plus, we have exclusive access to Ashley’s film collection, apparently. So come on, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together! Just remember to bring your tinfoil hat and conspiracy theories ready.

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NoWeedOnWheelsCraft

Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, control, family car, Fight, grocery shopping, husband, illegal, illegal activities, Marriage, nagging, NoWeedOnWheelsCraft, parenting, relationships, smoking, Trust, Weed, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last block of diamond ore! Our server is a weed-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any accidental pot smoking in the virtual world. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back no matter what. Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

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